You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Azure-Supernova]

A Yoroi tôshi dagger and the black Ka'Kari. I win.

I wish that modern technology could recreate the Black Ka'kari. That would be my numbers 1-400 solutions for any problem (The rest are teleportation).

I still stand by my point that if it existed and were here today it would be considered modern technology haha! It's magical and practical for every ocassion!

 

[lllumpy]

Dual AA12's, cause that's the most awesome gun that i could fire easily.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

My laptop, and a rubiks cube.

Behold the wonder.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

A SUBMARINE

Damn, ninja'd. Fine, I'll take a Nakpadon APC and a camera so that I may record their screams of fear about the "massive metal behemoth" currently making them all go squish.

 

[monkey jesus]

Chuck Norris

 

[Freechoice]

An Iranian and a pair of shades.

The Iranian to yell, "Persian!" at.
The shades for me to put on while I walk away and muttering a Caruso one liner.

 

[Fluse]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/M4a4_flail_cfb_borden_2.JPG

 

[krickit]

The power of speech, and some joints as a backup.

 

[kelevra]

Tank. Napalm.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

301 tickets to six flags! everybody wins!

EDIT: They are all in one long strip so they count as one item. My second item is a big ice cream cone.

 

[Xerosch]

I choose you, Rebecca Black! That banshee in combination with some LSD will ensure my victory.

 

[Zing]

Jetpack

 

[Brinnmilo]

A HMMWV with 50.cal machine gun & a 400 round box of ammo (incase they decide to stick around despite the roar of my mighty steed and the pounding of my magic boom stick).

 

[zepher171]

The guy from the go compare advert and a stick.

 

[gNetkamiko]

An AK-47 and a box of grenades.

 

[Nikolaz72]

An Ipad and a Lighter. . . Its all I need.