You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[bulldogftw]

Portable DVD player and the movie 300.

 

[SilentCom]

I would use a mounted M134 minigun with 10,000 rounds of ammo. Second piece of equipment: Ear protection.

 

[OliverTwist72]

A jetpack...and umm a slim jim I guess. I might get hungry if they want to chase me for awhile.

 

[Tibs]

A gun and a gun.

 

[UnendingLight]

An Ironman suit.

 

[Brandon237]

How about combat armour and an Uzi with 35 extra clips hanging from it? Their armour is not designed to withstand bullets. It will not withstand bullets. This will be fun. Mwuahahaha... sorry.

 

[Biodeamon]

A nuke. Problem?

 

[vrbtny]

Akimbo P90's and a cup of tea for the victory celebration

Ah, we english do it best. I'll have two sugars in mine!

 

[ChickenZombie]

The cutest kitten photos in the world. Not even Spartans can fight while looking at that.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

2 pieces of equipment? Well then...

Dillon Aero M134 minigun

Piña Colada

 

[AlAaraaf74]

A scythe. Ready for slicin n' dicen.

 

[ineedscissors]

A very powerful flash bang grenade to distract them, and a Fulton surface-to-air recovery system to get me up and the fuck out of there.

 

[The Lugz]

a bomb and a jetpack

bye suckkerrrrrrz! 'boom'

that was too concise wasn't it.. um.. how about a Russian heavy lifting helicopter, and i'll just blow them away

for my second item.. something i could use to steal their queen just to rub it in
so a net gun of some kind

 

[Jegsimmons]

an m16A4 (fully equipped with grenade launcher) and a flame thrower.

 

[PettingZOOPONY]

My dick in one hand and a jar of jellied eyes in the other.

 

[DANCEMASTERAFRO]

Spartan costume and a spear

I like that one.

A tactical nuclear bomb and a portable fallout shelter/fridge.

 

[Ulixes Dimon]

A monster truck. I don't care how tough they are: they won't stop me in one of those!

Until they pop the tires...you know, with their swords...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Cocaine and LSD.
They're gifts "from the gods" for the 300 spartans.