You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[EternalFacepalm]

Bad grammar.
Don't need an item two.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

AA12 with as big a magazine as I can get my hands on, and some kind of slash/stab-proof body armour.
Assuming we have to stick to realistic devices, anyway. Otherwise, Iron Man suit and a puppy. The puppy and I will fly away.

 

[lior13]

a thong and a bucket of condoms

 

[magnuslion]

1lb brick of c4 and a detonator. Because I am taking them with me.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Bomb squad suit, and an m249. I literally can't lose.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

VTOL with bombs.

Umad sparta?

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

A large blockaded,rc elevator,five story building to hide in and a rpg-7 with plenty of ammo at the top.

 

[Tomster595]

A Hummer H2 and um.... that's all I really need... I guess I'll take some sunglasses then

 

[mr-fix_it]

A ballthrower( ball included) and a dog.

 

[ABLb0y]

a can of compressed gas and a sniper rifle.

 

[Wereduck]

Item 1: I want that life-size Gundam mock-up they had in Japan last year, rigged to raise it's fists on cue when I deliver my "F-off or die" speech. I'd be curious to see how many crap their pants & surrender / run for the hills / drop dead on the spot from a heart attack.

Item 2: Browning M2 just in case they aren't fooled by my space-age statue technology.

 

[Shadowtek]

Now are we talking 300 half-naked buff warriors? Or are we talking about 300 Spartans from the Halo series?

Either way, im bringing a bag of cheetos and a blindfold.

 

[thahat]

Akimbo P90's and a cup of tea for the victory celebration

-cough- though this is the most sensible option i have heared till now, i must point out to you, that its 300 spartens, and you have 60 bullets. spartans can run, even with 300 meters between you and them, you would still need to re-load at least twice. e.g. you are dead. XD
then again, if you modify them to be belt fed from an ammo belt hanging out of your backpack...

 

[Rottweiler]

A WWII flamethrower, and an asbestos suit.

 

[XHolySmokesX]

A hoze full of petrol and a single molotov =D

Burn spartans, BURN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A SAW (LMG) and a Tavor (rifle).

 

[Hafnium]

Simple, large can of gas that knocks them out, and a gas-mask.

I'll probably give them purple nurples and flee the area!

 

[Zach Steadman]

the TARDIS and a flamethrower filled with jellied rocket fuel
I burn them all at 7000° and then transport my self to Maui, HW, US circa 1995 to relax

 

[Ninjamedic]

1: Hand Grenade
2: A Tub of Ben and Jerry's

They have no chance.

 

[ryanxm]

i want a jetpack with a near infinite supply of fuel and a grenade launcher (with pleanty of grenades of course)