you are the king of the....

[Aedrial]

the Hill and I'd grab your land!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I shall be KING OF TEH INTARWEBZ!!! LOLZ! king of the dead, please. hordes of zombies at my command? Vampires too? Bad ass.

 

[traceur_]

King of ninjas. I believe the phrase is "awww yeeeh"

 

[Shadowfaze]

Im the king of the gnomes. yes we will DESTROY YOUR KNEES!!!

 

[Biosophilogical]

King of ninjas. I believe the phrase is "awww yeeeh"

King of the oven, the last time your ninjas attacked my non-king cookies changed their alliegance, think what i could do with king-cookies.

 

[ElephantGuts]

The Jews. Oh, wait. That doesn't apply here.

Ghost/Zombie Pirates then.

I would like to be King of the Jews though.

As a Jew, Im gonna have to say No. big giant no.

What, you don't want me as your king? I promise I'd be a very good one.

I'm not even Jew and I'm going to say no

Well I don't want to be your king either so I guess that works out for the both of us.

 

[soren7550]

I'd be the King of All Cosmos.

Barring that, I'd be the King of the Elephants.

A thousand e-cookies made of Internets for whomever gets both references.

King of All Cosmos - Katamari (sp?) series.

King of the Elephants - uhh, Babar the Elephant? (ok, I don't really know that one.)

Spoiler: Your cookies. Don't download them all at once.

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Good job on both, the second was pretty obscure.

Holy shit, I got the elephant one right?!? Damn, and I was just guessing.

 

[A teenage old man]

Samurais in ancient time, or maybe Ninjas... Or the Zerg from Starcraft.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

k
and if that doesn't work then king of of the kingdom of tom, but it would be the kingdom of Willie ( cookie for reference guess)

Fallout 3?


OT:King of the Dunmer to lead my epic campaign to destroy Those High Elf bastards and the Orcs.


Either that or King of Tales of girls, Harems ahoy

correct, cookie for you
also
[HEADING=1]*GASP*[/HEADING]
you wouldn't DARE wage war on the orcs and their funny little noses! would you?

They have strayed from the path of Elven greatness they must die( kinda of Ironic, now that I think about it)

so your killing a race that strayed from the path of another race that you are killing?
you have encited the rath of the orcs, prepair to see green

 

[WafflesandBacon]

pokemon or soul(the type of music) for my own personaly reasons

 

[Ultress]

k
and if that doesn't work then king of of the kingdom of tom, but it would be the kingdom of Willie ( cookie for reference guess)

Fallout 3?


OT:King of the Dunmer to lead my epic campaign to destroy Those High Elf bastards and the Orcs.


Either that or King of Tales of girls, Harems ahoy

correct, cookie for you
also
[HEADING=1]*GASP*[/HEADING]
you wouldn't DARE wage war on the orcs and their funny little noses! would you?

They have strayed from the path of Elven greatness they must die( kinda of Ironic, now that I think about it)

so your killing a race that strayed from the path of another race that you are killing?
you have encited the rath of the orcs, prepair to see green

I'll see your green and raise you a blue.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

The hill.

 

[CoverYourHead]

The great old gods from Lovecraft lore. I love how the guy that created the universe is the great idiot. Would be nice having that kind of power... though I fear a coup.

EDIT: Woo! Start of page 6! No one will EVER read this...

 

[Omikron009]

Well... That's easy. I'd be king of the Spathi. One of the alien races from The Ur-Quan Masters. If you haven't played it, then go do it... Now!

I love that game! And for all who've played it, isn't the voice of the melnorme the most soothing thing you've ever heard? Seriously, I could listen to it forever. As for the question, I would like to be the king of the hill. Or the dinosaurs.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

k
and if that doesn't work then king of of the kingdom of tom, but it would be the kingdom of Willie ( cookie for reference guess)

Fallout 3?


OT:King of the Dunmer to lead my epic campaign to destroy Those High Elf bastards and the Orcs.


Either that or King of Tales of girls, Harems ahoy

correct, cookie for you
also
[HEADING=1]*GASP*[/HEADING]
you wouldn't DARE wage war on the orcs and their funny little noses! would you?

They have strayed from the path of Elven greatness they must die( kinda of Ironic, now that I think about it)

so your killing a race that strayed from the path of another race that you are killing?
you have encited the rath of the orcs, prepair to see green

I'll see your green and raise you a blue.

well then I'll best your blue and raise you [HEADING=1]RED[/HEADING]
try to win now that the big letters are only in red

 

[Ultress]

k
and if that doesn't work then king of of the kingdom of tom, but it would be the kingdom of Willie ( cookie for reference guess)

Fallout 3?


OT:King of the Dunmer to lead my epic campaign to destroy Those High Elf bastards and the Orcs.


Either that or King of Tales of girls, Harems ahoy

correct, cookie for you
also
[HEADING=1]*GASP*[/HEADING]
you wouldn't DARE wage war on the orcs and their funny little noses! would you?

They have strayed from the path of Elven greatness they must die( kinda of Ironic, now that I think about it)

so your killing a race that strayed from the path of another race that you are killing?
you have encited the rath of the orcs, prepair to see green

I'll see your green and raise you a blue.

well then I'll best your blue and raise you [HEADING=1]RED[/HEADING]
try to win now that the big letters are only in red

Damn I can't beat color of that magnitude, Oh well off to kill all the high elves

 

[Kruxxor]

I'd be king of the Orcs (Not LOTR Orc, or WoW Orcs but Warhammer Orcs, because Warhammer Orcs are by far the greatest Orcs ever)

I would conquer the world with said Orcs, then venture into space and control the universe. Also, i'd paint everything red, so it'll go faster.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Damn I can't beat color of that magnitude, Oh well off to kill all the high elves

well that I wont argue with, I'll grab my 25% risist magic coat and axe

 

[PartyMonkey]

PENGUINS (Or THE Penguin)