You Are The Only One Who Can Stop Them!

[Dalisclock]

So Escapists from that point on what would you do? How would you react? And what would you do while the President was speaking at you? Or while you were in the Cupboard?

The first question would be:

"If the entire military and police have failed to stem the invasion to this point, exactly what do you expect me to do?"

 

[Dfskelleton]

Well, if I really am humanity's last chance, better give it my best shot and try to enjoy myself.
Play some badass music and shoot everything would be my option.

 

[Bat Vader]

I would assume that if I was the only one who could stop them that either I am meant to be a distraction while Seal Team Six, Delta Force, SAS, and whichever special forces soldiers of world are still alive climb inside the alien mother-ship and blow it up from the inside.

Or I am dead/sleeping and I am reincarnated/dreaming as a video game character. If that is the case I would bring up the developer console and activate both god mode and infinite ammo. The aliens don't seem to be playing fair so why should I?

 

[Saulkar]

Not a difficult choice.

IDDQD
IDKFA
IDISPOPD

Time for some fun in the sun and alien guts! I wonder if any are hot blue women or at the very least a fast talking scientist Salarian will join me along the way.

 

[Jason Rayes]

i can't help but feel XCOM sparked this thread...

I was thinking LSD or mescaline myself, but maybe your theory works too. Or it could be a combination of all three.

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, since this isn't The Futurological Congress, I must assume this is real. Now then...to answer.

Badass music time, GO!


*Kicks several flavors of alien ass while letting out a Coop-like battlecry*

 

[Lt._nefarious]

i can't help but feel XCOM sparked this thread...

I was thinking LSD or mescaline myself, but maybe your theory works too. Or it could be a combination of all three.

Where do you get off? I'll have you know I only take the most exotic drugs like Chupacabra Tears and Swedish Super Viagra...

Well first what do the aliens look like? I have to decide if they should be killed or cross bred with!

If they are fugly or scary...ok just fugly, I can get it on with a scary but sexy alien...

I'd say to use your imagination but I feel I may well regret that so the Aliens all look like the fully grown Dren... Whether that is a good thing or a bad thing is up to you...

 

[King of Asgaard]

I look into the president's eyes, and say:

Spoiler

Why are you calling the president "dear"? Is there something we should know?

I assumed that when this happens in the far future, my country's president will be a woman, probably Margaret Thatcher with my luck.

 

[Evil Smurf]

watch mars attacks and learn how they get rid of the alien invasive there. Then do that.