You are Walking Down a Hall, Turn Around and See This...

[ultrachicken]

It doesn't actually seem like it would be able to do much damage. If I could knock it over by, say, kicking it in the chest, I could probably curb stomp that ************ to death.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I run straight towards him and dropkick the beastie.

Then: I step over his groaning body slumped on the floor and walk calmly away. Like a boss.

 

[Yarpie]

Spoiler

^I think I would do that^

There appears to be a flaw in your plan! ^^

Spoiler

 

[SPARTANXIII]

Gently shit myself, then run in fear!
If I get trapped, it's swinging with anything time!

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Kick it in the face and repeatedly kick it while it's on the floor until it's nothing but frothy mush.

That's your initial reaction?

How many murders have you committed around Halloween...?

 

[Dan Steele]

I pull out my trench knife and slice it apart

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I become really impressed by the technical ingenuity of the friends who have orchestrated this prank. I mean, they even got the background music working, because that costume wasn't sufficient. That's dedication. Bravo, chums, bravo.

 

[Cpu46]

ITS MR.FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

And then I would keep running..... forever.

[sub] I can't call them anything other than Mr Face after watching the Mangaminx letsplays of Amnesia. [/sub]

Or this reaction

 

[CalPal]

I won't even bother being original with this: run away in terror. I might trip someone as a distraction - if I could do that, and if they wouldn't be able to retaliate - but the running is about 99.99% of my plan.

 

[lobster1077]

Use my Wiseausaurus of course!

Haha, Thanks for posting that image. Had me in stitches for a good five minutes.

 

[Loki Cain]

I would ummmm... Shit and die.

 

[XxMLGxX]

lol i woud take out the disc in my brain and smash it for makin a cheeesy game come to life because that game isnt scary id give that weirdo a hug

 

[Kevin Lyons]

I WISH I would kick its anus. Logically, I would end up soiling myself and running the hell away

 

[Dalek Caan]

Run, just run. Christ that's scary.........RUN!!!!!!!.

 

[GaryH]

Hide in a cupboard whilst swearing profusely like I do in the game.

 

[SpaceBat]

I'm pretty sure that if I try to stand my ground, I'd probably die.
Also, having witnessed an inhuman, aggressive abomination for the first time in my life, I'd be scared shitless and the only thing I would be able to think of would be to run.

Yes I might have some sharp pencil with me or whatever, but what the fuck? It's a strong, aggressive, horrifying monster that's running towards you trying to rip your head off. Are you really going to take your chances with a small pencil?

 

[LaughingAtlas]

Do what I always do with monsters (and sometimes, anything that moves) in my nightmares; beat it to death with my bare hands or get impaled by a giant kitchen knife trying. The knife thing has only happened once. With that thing specifically, I can't recall if they were immortal or if Daniel (the player's puppet) just didn't want to ruin the horror aspect by kicking their asses.

 

[Anthonythelegend]

The amount of Internet tough guy in this thread is hilarious,
OT: I'd do what everybody would do, run my sweet arse off.

 

[LuckyClover95]

Scamper, run, piss myself.