You are Walking Down a Hall, Turn Around and See This...

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Spoiler: So I think we have all agreed that this

Is the preferred reaction?

 

[stormcrow5]

Do a wackey chase scene with it chaseing me in and out of doors

 

[maturin]

Throw my laptop at it, still plugged in, and wait for the third-degree burns to take their toll.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I'm a dragon. He was fucking toast the moment he attacked me.

 

[sycoesis]

say the following ....huh...

(my brain stopped working)

 

[Kais86]

Locate object to kill it with, proceed to keep hitting it until it breaks, if my object breaks first, find a new object, a sturdier one.

 

[Drummie666]

Leg it to the nearest mental institution.

Or just run to a gun store, grab a shotgun, some ammo and blow it's entire body off.

Or get to this man and use this:

 

[mike141]

...run some more. Then when you're at the end of the hallway, give it a BIIIIIG hug and tell it everything will be all right.

o yes because you know what they say give a monster a hug and they may feel a shread of lost humanity after they rip off all your limbs

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Hold something over my eyes so that it can't see my head, thus rendering my invisible. It worked in-game!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

well more than likely since it's a hallway, turn and run down that hallway faster than than the guy on wanted, however if i knew what i was dealign with and i wasn't in a damn enclosed hallway, i'd run at it giving it a flying kick to its upper body to give it a nice knock to the ground then beat/kick/destroy the piss out of that thing.


but then again that's just ideally...the more running away faster than light is more than likely to happen.

 

[dorkette1990]

Step 1. Run like hell
Step 2. find a dark room.
Step 3. Crouch in a corner with my head between my knees.
Step 4. Wait until I can't hear him or my back has been turned into a Grunt scratching post.
Step 5. Take some antipsychotics, because my sanity meter is probably in the red.

 

[Javarock]

Turn back, Run away.

It Is time to get the hell out of dodge.

 

[Aetera]

I would cry. Just... cry. Maybe run. Mostly cry. Not gonna lie.

Captcha: rollma the geoid. I feel like that is an awesome name for a character.

 

[darksakul]

I will run at it with arms wide open....

Ready to beat that thing with it's own arm I just tore off

 

[Kraj]

...

Does that, er, does it happen to you often?

...

Get attacked by a grunt like that, no, never happened yet.

getting attacked by people, depends. There's the normal thugs and robbers sure, but then tehre are people who just hate my guts and would have no problem with killing me. Just as I would them. So often, no, I wouldnt say often. its varied, mostly by who makes the other pissed enough to retaliate in that fashion.

EDIT:

draw the sharpest thing i have in my pocket, take the defensive stance and get ready to fight, just as I do anytime I see someone charging down anywhere at me.

Exactly my sentiment, helps if you carry a fully metal pen too!

I find car/house keys work best, particularly for a cutting/sawwing edge with its teeth. Though just a solid punch with the key aimed out is enough to scare someone off if you can pierce deep enough.

wow. this is awesome. this has to be one of the quickest degenerations into macho showing off the macho while they macho macho when macho macho macho macho macho macho-

OT: go out of the nearest fire escape and drop the last story. maybe it'll be stupid enough to follow.
Well, unless it's night. If it's night I'm holing up in a very brightly lit room.

 

[SimpleJack]

It depends if there's a fire axe somewhere within 5 feet of my current position. it also depends on how fast i can run away from something while swinging a fire axe at it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Throw a heavy object at it to stun in then barricade myself in a room and hide in a dark corner until is de-spawns.

 

[Annoying Turd]

Pick up a box and hide behind it; I will be virtually invisible to that guy.

Exploiting glitches ftw!

 

[Lewieroo0]

LEG IT!!!