Benny Hill sketch of me being chased all over the building by that thing. Only to have it end by me tripping it down 7 stories of stairs. I'd think it'd be hilarious.
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RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUUUNNNNN! HIDE IN A CLOSET! CLOSE THE DOORSOHGODHE'SBREAKING THEM AAAAHHHHHH!!! Then cower in the darkness until he goes away and try to maintain my pathetic grasp on sanity.
Also, all you guys saying, "YEAH I'LL FUCK DAT GUY UP REAL GOOD." *puffs out chest*, you realize his hand is made of knives, right? Like, if you get anywhere near him, he'll open your stomach up and show you your entrails. You know that, right?
Also, all you guys saying, "YEAH I'LL FUCK DAT GUY UP REAL GOOD." *puffs out chest*, you realize his hand is made of knives, right? Like, if you get anywhere near him, he'll open your stomach up and show you your entrails. You know that, right?
I would like to say I'd Falcon punch the thing into next week but I know in reality I'd be running for my life. hopefully it isn't too smart so I could probably think up a trap for it on the fly. or yknow, close a door in it's face, if there's anything I've learnt from video games it's that no monster can best a door! most of em seem incapable of entering a room on their own.
Wow I didn't realise the escapists were so mean! I seriously hope no one ever plays a prank on any of you and that you never leave your house on halloween or there could be some serious consequences >.<
Run away until I find a fire extinguisher and then smash it into a bloody pulp like an angry kitten.
RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
While screaming exactly this: "GOUIEHGOIAEFOCAFCOIAWJIPOFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTDONTHURTMEASFLHA
WLIFCJNHOAKLWFHLJKSAFHCNLASHFWLAUIHRFLIUWARJALWIUDFRHJAIWLDFRHJALHASILFWJHOAIFJHLK
IGUNNADIEWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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Say This: "Okay, Where are the hidden cameras?"
While screaming exactly this: "GOUIEHGOIAEFOCAFCOIAWJIPOFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTDONTHURTMEASFLHA
WLIFCJNHOAKLWFHLJKSAFHCNLASHFWLAUIHRFLIUWARJALWIUDFRHJAIWLDFRHJALHASILFWJHOAIFJHLK
IGUNNADIEWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"
OR
Say This: "Okay, Where are the hidden cameras?"
Never played Amnesia, so I have no clue what it is. Therefore, I would assume it's a guy in a costume and try to high five him or her on an awesome costume.
Scream for help while sprinting for dear life. Leave obstacles (chairs, closed doors, etc.) behind me if possible. If forced to fight, take a defensive position, hope it has balls, and kick them.
well the way I see it, I can either attack the horrific monster that could very well rip me limb from limb, or I can easily run away from it seeing as how it's really not that fast at all. I'd like to do the former and feel like a total badass, but I'd most likely end up doing the latter, just like most people here would realistically do.