You are what you Eat

[General BrEeZy]

Peanut Butter!
...
drat

 

[tokae]

I have a question.. I just ate an orange.. Do I become an orange or an orange tree?
I'd actually be just fine with becoming a tree...

 

[lettucethesallad]

I become... an egg? Later a chicken? Damn, I'm screwed.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I last ate a packet of roast chicken crisps, so I guess I'm a potato, a chicken, or a potato-chicken hybrid.

 

[The Funslinger]

I became a chicken sandwhich. So I'm a chicken.

There are worse things to be, maybe. At least I can still survive with my head cut off, for like a minute or so.

There is the tale of that one that survived for months. Seems like the worst kind of hell, though.

OT: A pig. Yay...

It's also my Zodiac animal. Interesting.

 

[kasperbbs]

I just ate some chocolate with coffee, damn.

 

[snagli]

A pig. Well that's pretty boring. I wish I ate a dragon or something.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Shit . . . I'm turning into oatmeal. Any chance I can be some sort of oatmeal blob monster, or do I just have to be a motionless puddle?

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I cut myself and I sucked the blood, as you do, so I'm... me... I win the apocalypse!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I just became a sexy beast. Or if that's out of the question, a pig since the last thing I ate was a sausage.

 

[Quaidis]

I have a question.. I just ate an orange.. Do I become an orange or an orange tree?
I'd actually be just fine with becoming a tree...

Preferably you'd turn into an orange tree. As just being an orange would turn you sour.

 

[Quaidis]

Oh great, I just got done eating a venison roast. I doubt my fellow deer are going to look kindly on all my years of hunting and butchering them.

Not necessarily, unless you reeked of deer blood and had a gun shouldered when you changed.

Or you turned into a musk deer:

Come! Join your fellow post-apocalypse deer people!

 

[Richardplex]

I guess I turn into another person.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

ok, so the last thing I ate was some French Toast. Does that mean I turn into an egg, or a chicken, or some wheat, or a Frenchman?

 

[Stormz]

I ate pork for dinner last night so I'm a....a pig...god damn it.

 

[McKay]

I ate something that was BBQ flavoured. So wheat maybe, or a BBQ

 

[loc978]

Okay, problem here... I rarely eat any dish with only one ingredient... I had a salad, but it had bacon, egg, ham and chicken on it... am I a pig, a chicken, lettuce, carrot, tomato, sesame, peas, radish, green onion, or cabbage?

...or some horrible amalgamation of all 10?!

 

[strangemoose]

ham and cream cheese bagel... oh god i'll be delicious

 

[Chalacachaca]

I turned into... eh... brewer's yeast?