You are what you Eat

[Quaidis]

So the apocalypse happens.

Every human out there randomly becomes the creature they last consumed. Starting... Now.

What did you turn into?


Oh, and vegetarians aren't left out, either. You all turn into some form of broccoli or beat. Because plants are living things, too. Omni-carnivores like the rest of us all turn into an animal.



I was eating venison (the lean red meat) when I thought of this. It was a random memory of back when I was playing a FinalFantasy game on the Gameboy, and you killed these monsters that gave you meat. Zombie meat, Albatross meat, etc. The game prompts you to eat it, in which the character that does randomly turns into the monster and lives the rest of their life as that monster until it eats some other monster flesh, and turns into that. Was funky.

So I guess I turned into a deer. Oh dear.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I turned into a cow, and probably not a Texas longhorn; I think I have it worse than you, OP.

(Fun fact about Texas Longhorns: they're the descendants of cattle that escaped from a Spanish mission in the colonial era, and are quite capable of surviving on their own in the wild. Most other breeds, not so much.)

Edit: The game you're thinking of is The Final Fantasy Legend 1, 2, or 3, or as they called them in Japan, the first three SaGa games. Final Fantasy Adventure, the other Gameboy Final Fantasy, was actually the first Seiken Densetsu game -- the series we call the Mana series in the West.

 

[GistoftheFist]

I turn into Santita's corn chips. Wait, am I the chip or Santita?

 

[Zeckt]

I think I turned into a tomato plant as I had pasta.

 

[smearyllama]

I am the contents a bowl of macaroni and cheese with tiny chunks of hot dogs, so that makes me several different animals (the hot dogs were mostly beef, I think), a wheat plant (the pasta) and a cow, because of the milk in the cheese. So I am a lot of animals.

Edit: Wait, does this make me some kind of awesome chimera?

 

[Quaidis]

I am the contents a bowl of macaroni and cheese with tiny chunks of hot dogs, so that makes me several different animals (the hot dogs were mostly beef, I think), a wheat plant (the pasta) and a cow, because of the milk in the cheese. So I am a lot of animals.

Edit: Wait, does this make me some kind of awesome chimera?

I was mainly just assuming that people would turn into an animal, not everything they ate. I mean, in that case I would be a species of spudeer, and I frown upon such anomalies.

On that note, you would become whatever the hotdog was. Unless you got a package listing them as Frankfurters, 'kosher' or as 100% beef, they are likely pork or beef (pork and beef inside, beef casing). If they taste a little funky and low on the hotdog scale, they were likely comprised of pig organs with random bird thrown in there (such as chicken or turkey). Fun facts, those bun-encased meat sausages. Moo.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

So I had Pad Thai with chicken...so I'm going to be a chicken....

Better than a cow I suppose.

 

[Hazy992]

Funny, I don't remember eating pure awesomeness?

OT: The last thing I ate was some Coco Pops so I guess I did eat pure awesomeness.

 

[Jinxzy]

I had some chicken fingers and fries. So I guess I'm a walking spud-chicken.

 

[Frission]

I ate a fruit salad so I become a ... Fruit ?

 

[Marter]

Well, considering I had two meals containing shrimp today, I guess I'm that.

So I'd be dead in a matter of moments.

 

[krazykidd]

Pussy . Yay do i win? Seriously i just had oral sex with my partner a few minutes ago . Amicoolyet.jpeg

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well I dipped a dorito into some salsa.

So does that mean I am the Dorito, or the little pepper things?

 

[Akibo15]

Well this is awkward. I just had gnocchi for dinner... So I'm ether some kinda wheat or a potato. Do plant's have feeling's? Cause if so, I'm really boned...

 

[geK0]

I just had KFC

So I am a giant genetically modified, multi-breasted chicken infused with some sort of bio-seasoning

 

[DANEgerous]

I also get to become a deer! I suppose that is cool, it is more or less the most bad ass animal i would eat save perhaps a bat. General more active and thus more bad ass animals taste like shit, I mean the more active they are the more they get and less ft they have.

What attributes do Mustard, Burger buns, Onion, Basil, Tomato, Worcester sauce, Fennel, Beer and Seracha give me? Am i an spicy saucy manly British deer? I suppose so.

 

[Goofguy]

Oh wonderful, I'm salmon now. I hope nobody around here ate grizzly bear because then I'd be screwed.

 

[Frozen Fox]

Awesome! I am a gay man and... yeah... well that sucks. But wait i did smoke afterwards an indoino inhaled smoke so i sorta ate it, smoke in a way solidifies into ash, in the show Lost Girl the Ash are powerful fey and fey ten to be know a faeries in most folklore.

So i am a bad ass fairy! Totally unchanged!

 

[Fatboy_41]

I think I've held onto my good luck with this one.

I am a KANGAROO.

 

[Hazy992]

Here's what I've been eating...

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