You are what you Eat

[Vryyk]

Oh great, I just got done eating a venison roast. I doubt my fellow deer are going to look kindly on all my years of hunting and butchering them.

 

[Danzavare]

I just had breakfast so I'd be a chicken-pig hybrid? (If eggs count)

 

[him over there]

Fuck yeah! I'm a squid!

Bow down you dorky land based creatures, I can unscrew a jar yeah!

 

[1080bitgamer]

I turn into a brain dead fish? Man

 

[crimsonshrouds]

I snacked on some popcorn... Fuck. my luck sucks -_-

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Awesome! I am a gay man and... yeah... well that sucks. But wait i did smoke afterwards an indoino inhaled smoke so i sorta ate it, smoke in a way solidifies into ash, in the show Lost Girl the Ash are powerful fey and fey ten to be know a faeries in most folklore.

So i am a bad ass fairy! Totally unchanged!

You should know I laughed really hard after reading that.

I had a crappy day and you made it, well done!

 

[Edwardo Sosa]

So I just became an angus cheeseburger combo at burger king?...So I just became a
mother@#$%ing half bull/cow!>

 

[RatRace123]

I became a chicken sandwhich. So I'm a chicken.

There are worse things to be, maybe. At least I can still survive with my head cut off, for like a minute or so.

 

[FamoFunk]

I turned into wheetabix.

Damn breakfast time -_-

 

[skeliton112]

I would have been a cow but I bite a cherry ripe as I opened this thread. I am not looking forward to my life as a cherry.

 

[Saulkar]

I turned into an alligator! Though not sure which one. Alligator does not taste anything like chicken!

 

[Starik20X6]

So I guess I turned into a deer. Oh dear.

I became a chicken sandwhich. So I'm a chicken.

There are worse things to be, maybe. At least I can still survive with my head cut off, for like a minute or so.

You could get lucky like Mike over here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

As for me, I become a pig. Hopefully something like Pey'j.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I ate spaghetti and meat balls. I have no idea what the meat balls were made of. They were Swedish meatballs and contained half pork and half beef.

I am a cowpig...

 

[kouriichi]

What animal is Maruchan brand ramen? Is it based off the flavor of the powder.... or the amount of sodium? Does packaging determine species, cause i find the cup noodles always turn out a bit better then the plastic package ones.

 

[Sonicron]

Hmmm, just had a pear for breakfast.

Eh, not much of a change then, I already have the shape down anyway. xD

 

[Spambot 3000]

Hooray! I'm still a human!

But seriously, I had some rice-noodle dish that had both pork and shrimp in it. So now I'm a shrimp ... pig ... thing.

 

[Wintermoot]

a packet of crisps or a potato

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Oink.
Snuffle.
Pig sounds.
And such.

 

[Chatato]

Well the last meat I ate was bacon, however I did just have some hedgehog slice and hedgehogs are so freakin' adorable that I'mma go with that.

 

[Dwarfman]

It seems I have become oozing, foaming, amorphous pile of pizza and ginger beer.

GOD HELP YOU ALL!!!!!