You as a country.

[GrimTuesday]

So I was thinking, what would I be like if I was a country?

I would be somewhere in the northern part of the planet, somewhere nice and cold with the climate being a mixture of BC Canada, and Washington state. My main exports would be rude, sarcastic comments and angry rants about the youth of the world. All my citizens would have massive sideburns, cause they look cool.

So what would you be like as a country? Where would you be located, what would your climate be like, what sort of things would you export, and any other things, be they serious or amusing, you can think of.

 

[Sticky Squid]

I would be somewhere extremely cold and my main export would be ice 9.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Look...

I know I'm fat. But you don't have to go around calling me a country.

I'd be a fucking floating city, like Bioshock Infinite. Minus the Steampunk. And we enforce the death penalty by throwing people off the edge.

 

[comadorcrack]

Hmmm.... I'd be covered in forest. Cos I love the forest Grew up in one. Missing it terrible cos I live in a city now

 

[PixelKing]

Look...

I know I'm fat. But you don't have to go around calling me a country.

Win.
OT: It would be insanely cold and be filled with upcoming rock bands.

 

[Draspin]

Bankrupt.

 

[Pandaman1911]

Located in northern temperate region, where it stays about 75 in the summer, and gets retarded cold in the winter.
Chief exports would be some form of agriculture and probably wood from my forests.
My foreign policy would be "Fuck off, it's not my problem, deal with it yourself."
Every citizen would be required to take a six-month pilgrimage to see the world and expand their mind and such.

 

[wooty]

At the moment I'd be like Britain. I have my own way of doing things, I'm slowly getting fatter, I have no money, I argue with myself, nothing gets done on time and I'm running out of ideas on what to do with the future.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'd be a small little country up in the north. It would be moderate in the Summer with losts of sunshine, but bitterly cold with snow and blizzards in the winter.

Our main export would be Winter-proofed music equipment, making gigs in the arctic more probable.

Our main import would be old, run-down instruments to modify to be winter-proofed and furs for clothing.

Foreign Policy? Yeah, whatever, as long as you don't ***** about the cold, it's cool by us.