You awake in a small room...

[Limos]

You awake in a small room. You have no knowledge of how you came to be here but you have a sneaking suspiscion that there is plenty of weird puzzle shit in your future.

((Post commands and I will post the results. Hilarity is bound to ensue.))

EDIT: One command per post please. I don't have Photoshop and GIMP is weird.

 

[Graustein]

Look through the window in the door.
Examine the doorknob and see if it will open.
Peer into the grate.
Wonder how much damage I can do to the door with a metre-long screwdriver.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

You light the match first!
Get ye flask!

 

[Limos]

You attempt to look through the door but are unable to see anything. You aren't quite sure why you would assume that the whitish area on the door was glass. In fact it is merely a whitish square which has been pasted to the solid wood door.

Nonetheless you decide to pick up the Extra Large Novelty Screwdriver because it helps compensate for your tiny tiny manhood might come in handy.

Note: There is no "Ye Flask" in this room.

 

[Shivari]

Get ye flask!

You can't get ye flask!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Smile! You might get out, be happy about it!
Or, bash the door with the screwdriver
Or, bash the crack in the wall with the screwdriver.
Or, bash the lightbulb with the screwdriver, make a lockpick with the remnants, and pick your way to freedom!

 

[Limos]

You give the door a hearty smack with your Extra Long Novelty Screwdriver. Surely the mighty implement will free you from this greyish hell.

Unfortunately the shoddy tool shatters upon meeting the flimsy wooden door. You ponder the ramifications of such an occcurence.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Search for Grues in grate

 

[ThePoodonkis]

bash the lightbulb with the screwdriver remnants, make a lockpick with the remnants, and pick your way to freedom!

 

[Pimppeter2]

erased

 

[Graustein]

I examine the doorknob to see what I can ascertain (is the door locked, is there any way the lock can be picked from this side, given the right tools, etc.).
I examine the grate to see if it can be unscrewed.
I look around the room for any sign of any fixtures (light switches, perhaps? Only three walls are visible from this vantage point, after all).
I examine the door hinges to see if they can be unscrewed.

 

[RedDiablo]

Pick up the shards of the screwdriver.
Ram into cracks in wall with your body.
Examine the grate.

 

[Mythbhavd]

lick lightbulb

 

[Birras]

/quote lines from Army of Darkness at the door to confuse it out of the way

 

[jdog345]

punch the glass of the door out.

 

[DirkGently]

Break the light bulb and wait for a grue.

 

[Bling Cat]

Ram into the door to break it off it's hinges. You said it was flimsy.

 

[Limos]

You pick up the Shard of Large Novelty Screwdriver, the other two shards appear to have vanished. You attempt to smash the door but find it does not budge. It is also clearly locked.

You send the Shard flying toward the lightbulb. It impacts the fragile glass with a crash of greyish sparks. The Shard falls back to the floor.

The Ceiling Angler descends. He is not amused. You wonder how you managed to avoid noticing him on the ceiling.