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colourcodedchaos

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Tali.

Now, this is one of the few Tali posts that doesn't consist of OMG DO WANT QUARIAN SEXYTIMES. Although there's a little bit of that in there, not gonna lie. No, the main reason I want Tali?

She's a starship engineer with a boatload of medical tech.

Think of what this means!

If she comes armed, we can get our hands on element zero. And, since humans are innovative creatures, we will be able to replicate it. And -then- we've got a real stellar expansion drive knocking about. We can claim the stars around Earth without having to worry about crazy-ass turians getting pissed off because of it. We can expand without the reapers. We can become the aliens from Fifties films because we don't have to fear the universe any more. We can leap into the unknown and build a civilisation. We can do it.

Because, despite fantasy being awesome, real humans have the ability to be more awesome than any fantasy can ever be.

Let's face it, guys. Humans rock.
 

Nouw

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I choose either of the Portal 2 bots or the Bouncer Big Daddy.

One would make quite a good friend and he has the Portal gun! The other would be my personal 24/7 bodyguard.
 

dvd_72

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I would have to say Legion from Mass Effect 2.

I mean, think of the learning opportunities. An actual working AI and a point of view so vastly different from our human one would be a boon to our civilisation. Then we have the ability to creat sentient machines we work together with rather than making the mistake of enslaving

That.... or it brings about Skynet and the apocolyps. I say the risks are acceptable.
 

FalloutJack

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Megaman (megaman legends version). he is one of my favorite characters of all time ad I would love to justtalk with him and have him demonstrate the mechanisms in his arm that changed it from an arm to a cannon.
Most of these conversations will be held over the consumption of large quantities of ice cream, doubly hilarious if the poster's name is either Bob or George.

OT: Duke Nukem. Just to make the rest of the world shit its pants.
 

ninjalink0

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heres a list in no particular order.

samus aran: i don't think i need to say why.

a pokemon: more specifically my poochiana from emerald. cuz pokemanz r coo

link: what? he's freaking link!

pyro from tf2:I MUST KNOW WHAT IS BEHIND THE MASK
 

Xpwn3ntial

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chickenhound said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
Kratos, just to set him loose on the unsuspecting populace.
What did society do to you to deserve that!?
I'll think of a reason eventually.

OT: One more; Andrew Ryan. Make him a politician on the national level.
 

Zantos

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As a drinking buddy, I'd say either Garrus or Legion from ME2 (all those personalities, he's bound to have one that's really fun to drink with).

Or maybe War from Darksiders. He's not as fun but he could probably make up for that by giving me a piggyback everywhere and smashing my foes with giganta-hand.
 

smearyllama

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Leeroy Jenkins. He would be incredibly useful in capture the flag games at school, and would just be a cool guy to hang around with.
 

ROTMASTER

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Naughty bear, it would be funny
Master Chief, he would end the war in afgahanastan pretty quick
 

fat american

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Pyramid Head. Just cuz his steak knife is bad ass. You could eat an entire cow with that thing.
 

Dango

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No idea why, she's just the character I thought of when I saw this thread.