You can bring one weapon, tool, or character into the real world from any video game ever...

[bass5]

Plasmids. I'm fine with needles, but they can't splice me, that's all I ask. I don't know where my local ADAM store is.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

A lancer

Assault rifle= win
Chainsaw= win

Assault rifle with a chainsaw= Epic win

 

[thom_cat_]

The Cloak and Dagger watch the spy has in Team Fortress 2.

An invisibility watch that recharges by standing still, it would be immense.

yeah and you become visible when you walk into people.
LAME.
Obviously it would be a better invisibility watch like object that didn't make ou visible on contact

 

[Roos1993]

Omg it has to be the portal gun!

 

[JokerCrowe]

Is this searchbar approved? I think I've seen this thread before...
*hmmmm*
On Topic: probably the Gravity Gun, Portal Gun (Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device) or a specific girl from a specific game... oh the fun we would have together...
EDIT: or the "magic-eightball" from inFAMOUS.
I think you can guess why... (at least if you have played the game... : )

 

[GruntOwner]

I'd take all of Raz's badges. Hooray for psychic powers in the form of patches. Time to burn me some squirrels.

Damn it, I was so certain that I'd be the first to call it.

Character wise, I'm going to go with Kyle Katarn. Chuck Norris but as a grey jedi master. And with a lightsabre. Jedi Academy showed us how badass his pupils were, so if he can teach me the schwartz...

Weapon wise, assuming that I can use it, Mjolnir from the Ultimate Alliance games. If I can't be a jedi, then damn it I'll be a god.

As a back up tool because I was too slow to ninja Raz's badges, The batmobile, probably the Arkham Asylum incarnation. Sure, it wasn't impervious but it looked pretty comfortable, and the lights defied physics.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Maxwell's notebook. Simply because I can create ANYTHING with it.

I feel like I have broken the system.

Yes, but you can't create proper nouns, or anything moderately profane or controversial. Or something explicit. Or that the writers couldn't be bothered to think of. And don't try to create the paradox of "Comprehensive Maxwell Notebook", since the universe does rather like existing.

Hush! Your technicalities are ineffective against me!

[sub]Besides, I can summon the dev team for Scribblenauts anyway. And then threaten them with a brainwashed Cthulhu until they change the coding for Maxwell's notebook to work with every known noun and several adjectives. Or at least allow me to create said Comprehensive Maxwell Notebook. =D[/sub]

Oh, yeah, right. That might work.

[sub]Wait, wouldn't "Scribblenauts Dev Team" be a proper and specific noun, therefore creating a catch-22 of how you could use said dev team to rewrite the code for the original notebook so that it becomes the CMN, if only you could use the CMN to create the Dev team? P-) I do believe this pirate has broken your means of breaking the system, my friend[/sub]

Of course it will.

[sub][sub]Actually, not quite. I'm pretty sure you can summon the dev team individually by name. Failing that, using a teleporter will actually take you to the development office, where the entire dev team resides. The point still stands; I can still manage to find the dev team and force them to rewrite the code to make the Comprehensive Maxwell Notebook.[/sub][/sub]

 

[HotPocket]

Who or what do you choose and why?

Is this a joke?

The gun from portal.

I would trap my enemies in a infinite loop of falling.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Pirate

Yarrr!
He be correct.

Eeeaasy boy. Just put down the onomatopoeia...before someone gets hook'd.

Onomato... Wha?

 

[Ian Caronia]

I got one. The ability...to save.

-With the SAVE ability, I would be able to live forever by knowing what would come next according to my actions! I'd have thousands of saves located in every country, thousands of realities which would all bend to my will! Whenever I died, I'd just load up another save and live all over again! It'd be like "The Highlander" and that movie "Groundhog's Day", only without the depressing "I outlive my love and family" and "I can't escape this cycle"!

SAVE function: The Ultimate Power

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Maxwell's notebook. Simply because I can create ANYTHING with it.

I feel like I have broken the system.

Yes, but you can't create proper nouns, or anything moderately profane or controversial. Or something explicit. Or that the writers couldn't be bothered to think of. And don't try to create the paradox of "Comprehensive Maxwell Notebook", since the universe does rather like existing.

Hush! Your technicalities are ineffective against me!

[sub]Besides, I can summon the dev team for Scribblenauts anyway. And then threaten them with a brainwashed Cthulhu until they change the coding for Maxwell's notebook to work with every known noun and several adjectives. Or at least allow me to create said Comprehensive Maxwell Notebook. =D[/sub]

Oh, yeah, right. That might work.

[sub]Wait, wouldn't "Scribblenauts Dev Team" be a proper and specific noun, therefore creating a catch-22 of how you could use said dev team to rewrite the code for the original notebook so that it becomes the CMN, if only you could use the CMN to create the Dev team? P-) I do believe this pirate has broken your means of breaking the system, my friend[/sub]

Of course it will.

[sub][sub]Actually, not quite. I'm pretty sure you can summon the dev team individually by name. Failing that, using a teleporter will actually take you to the development office, where the entire dev team resides. The point still stands; I can still manage to find the dev team and force them to rewrite the code to make the Comprehensive Maxwell Notebook.[/sub]
[/sub]

I...actually...er, that is...Touché, salesman. Well played. I'll admit when I am beat.

Eeeaasy boy. Just put down the onomatopoeia...before someone gets hook'd.

Onomato... Wha?

Haha don't worry about it. Ask your English teacher about it if it perplexes you.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I...actually...er, that is...Touché, salesman. Well played. I'll admit when I am beat.

Haha, but thanks for pointing out how I still needed to replan this.

Also, salesman? What? Why'd you call me that? *confused*

 

[Hokutan]

Space Marine Power Armour

 

[somethingprofound]

hmmm tool would probably go to anything that promises ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!! (with none of the iddy biddy living space)... e.g. the gm creator thingy for the neverwinter nights series, the popit from LBP, and the scribblenauts notebook.
Character... hmmm, probably the mabari warhound from DA:O ... as he annoys me least :S
and finally the show stopping weapon choice!
a certain melee weapon found in the shower room of the police station ... or to kick it oldschool i'd choose the Rig from the game Wild 9

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Psych-Mental powers!

 

[Vrex360]

I would totally bring out the Scarab from Halo 3.
Yeah ladies, look who's got the new pimped out ride.

 

[Tribar42]

The Portal Gun ftw

 

[KiruTheMant]

The Gunblade.

THE GUNBLADE.

I'D SHOOT YOUR SLICED IN HALF HEAD OFF.

 

[Burst6]

I would say the research camera from bioshock 2. All i have to do is start the camera and attack the strongest man on earth. It doesn't matter if i win or lose, either way i will be just as strong. I can use it to make a copy of everyone's wishes in this post. The possibilities are endless. (you know, unless i die from trying to punch a tank to death)

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Alucard and his inventory. Yes, loophole. An inventory counts as one thing, but it contains many things. Win...

No but seriously one weapon... Alucard and the Alucard Sword. I know it's fairly basic, but that warp attack is bitchin'.