You can have any super power you want...but there is a catch

[zombiejoe]

The power to make nudity normal in any given social convention.

yes, but you obviously looked at the catch first, so YOU FAILED

 

[katsumoto03]

So... I can live forever... As long as I'm naked? Nice.

 

[CarlMin]

Priceless thread. Awesome question. Ill keep my superpower secret.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Telepathy/telekinesis while nude. Should make sex really interesting

 

[Mstrswrd]

Reality Manipulation. Still beyond anything, because Reality is everything, which means you can manipulate it. Yes, that also means do what Satan does in Lords of Shadow, which is create a smokey ethereal cloud to cover your crotch!

 

[KingTwelveSixteen]

I chose teleportation, because it is awesome.

So long as I only use it for long distance transportation with clothes already waiting for me on the other side I'll be fine.

 

[Gahars]

Shape Shifting, WITHOUT being constricted by the law of conservation of mass

I can only use it naked? Oh no, I'll just have to form some fake clothes, with my, i don't know, original form being naked.

Seems like a win win for me

 

[v3n0mat3]

Super Strength. Don't care if naked.

Problem:

What if your power was invisibility? Why would you care? Nobody can see you.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

I chose to be succesful in everything I do. So what if I wanted the power to work while having clothes on? Paradox?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Deadly accuracy(Like Bullseye): Well, that would certainly help me in the bathroom and bedroom...

 

[Palademon]

Hmm, flying naked ginger with fire. The irony is not lost on me...

 

[Zanakanishi]

my power is greater than ALL powers it is imagining something.. and it happens, so I could have the perfect woman, I could fly, I could control time, I could use all elements, I could make myself a billionare in a second, I COULD go on all year... but I think you get the picture.. and yes, I would never need clothes with a power thst awesome.

 

[Zanakanishi]

my power is greater than ALL powers it is imagining something.. and it happens, so I could have the perfect woman, I could fly, I could control time, I could use all elements, I could make myself a billionare in a second, I COULD go on all year... but I think you get the picture.. and yes, I would never need clothes with a power thst awesome.

As that is every power combined into one.. I will go for teleportation, I would just teleport into a bank, take the money, teleport back and fourth a few times... put my clothes on, be rich.. and the power is there whenever I need to use it.. A free holiday would be nice...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Invisibility...

*click*

Hey, it works! I just might be a little cold, depending where I go.

 

[Boom129]

illusion so I can work with that

 

[Mr. Doe]

Haha, Reality manipulation wins this one again!

Anybody else think of this guy?
... Anybody else KNOW this guy, come to think of it?

Eh, whatever. Mine was flight. Dammit... potentially interesting sex, though.

THE FLESH!

 

[Blue Musician]

I took the same power as in the game The Darkness, so yeah anytime!