You can have any super power you want...but there is a catch

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FightThePower

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Yeah. I chose Metamorphosis. Most animals are naked, so I just need to find somewhere to dump my clothes, turn into a bird and fly away.
 

Headsprouter

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The ability to fire bees from my arms while naked....the bees could be in a constant swarm-cloud around my private area, covering my weenie.
 

CptRumGuy

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Well I chose telekinesis (and I mean with pretty much no limits, I could move the Earth's orbit if I wanted, but why would I?).

I guess I would still use it from time to time. I think I would be more bothered by the process of taking on and off my clothes than the actual nakedness.

Question: if someone chooses Dr. Manhattan's power of Blue Badassery, don't they kinda have to be naked?
 

Knusper

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Polaris19 said:
Invisibility.

Then it doesn't matter if I'm.....

John the Gamer said:
Invisibility. Then it won't matter if I'm naked or not (though it'd be cold when used outside)

Damn! I got ninja'd....

Okay, Flight then. That way I can fly high enough that no one can see me.
Yeah, but won't you get really cold?

O.T. That was the same superpower I picked, actually.
 

The_Fezz

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Demon form. I might not have nads as a demon.

Then again they might be huge and get caught in things mid-flight.

I'll now smack my head off a wall until that mental image goes away.

You should too.

In fact, lets just assume demons don't have nads.
 

TheLefty

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Well, my power (super over powered, I'm well aware) is to be able to change your molecules (or wahatever in comic book physics would work there) to have any power, kind of like a super over powered shapeshifter only it's more like powershifter. Any way, I could change my body to look like I have clothes on even if I don't. So it's null and void.
 

Dynamite Headdy

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Teleportation is convenient, good for the environment, etc. That I couldn't bring my clothes with me seems logical, even - I'd disappear right out of them. It would require a bit more setup, but it would still be the sensible way to get around between places I frequent often.

I think we are going to need a bigger drawback before many of us start reconsidering, dude!

- Would anyone use these same powers if they were accompanied by an obnoxious, constant shriek that everyone could hear?

- What about if it took a year off your life with each use?

- What if each use costs money? How much would you be willing to pay for it?

(My answers respectively are, "sure, it is still the sensible thing to do," "no, I'd want to use it way too often," and, "hold on, I'm going to need to run some numbers and get back to you." In retrospect I guess I have some pretty boring ideas on what superpowers are for, huh?)