You can have any super power you want...but there is a catch

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TikiShades

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Telekinesis. I'd be the coolest fucking superhero ever. Does a helmet count as clothing for the purpose of the catch?
 

The Floating Nose

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I would pick the power to fly but just thinking that everybody who would be below me would see my dick hanging makes me want to piss myself (that's a pretty funny thought) !
 

magicaxis

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If i can only use the powert naked, then i'd say i'd like the ability to control and change my penis size :D
 

Rewdalf

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ZeroMachine said:


Anybody else think of this guy?
... Anybody else KNOW this guy, come to think of it?

Eh, whatever. Mine was flight. Dammit... potentially interesting sex, though.
Ah, sweet nostalgia...

Anyway, mine would be either time manipulation or invisibility.
Both can be used to my advantage, and both can be done naked.
And no, I didn't click the spoiler before thinking of my power(s).
 

Zyxx

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Space/time manipulation. I don't mind being naked, and if anyone else has a problem with it, I'll warp his head right up his rectum.
 

Jamous

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Total Telekinesis. You are only limited by your own knowledge. Take it any time. ;)
 

Dfskelleton

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I picked the ability to be able to turn anything into explosions, including oxygen, while stil immune to my own explosions.
Easy, I'd just make it so that the energy given off by my body was constantly exploding, therefore giving me a cloak of explosions! I would look so awesome!
 

Amaury_games

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(I think the point was choosing BEFORE you knew the catch, right? Although the powers suggested by many of this thread because of the catch were pretty funny - I mean, those besides invisibility...)

I wasn't expecting the catch, so I chose Telekinesis. Mind over matter ftw! Anyway, even naked, I could make a shield of stuff around me, so no one would notice it. I could use it specially at home! Making my meals while on the computer, or in bed would be awesome! Cleaning the house would be pretty easier too.