You can have any super power you want...but there is a catch

[jmerridew124]

Hmm, I could REALLY mess with people with naked teleporting.

People would start to think they have a messed up subconcious when they suddenly start seeing vanishing naked guys.

Didn't they do that clothed in the early scenes of Fight Club?

 

[Nemesis729]

Being able to fly be invisible and go through walls, ya I could be naked for that lol

 

[noogai18]

Being a loose-ish collection of molecules, and therefore able to take any shape or withstand most attacks.

 

[theheroofaction]

Naked teleporting huh, I would get rich off teleportation porn.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Psychic powers.

I will use them for great justice.

And nudity.

"You are not offended by my nudity. Don't worry."

There, you just knocked out both of those goals before lunch.

 

[Hollock]

it was shapeshifting, soooooooo... perfect. ^_^ XP

 

[Tsunimo]

The ability to control Time itself... Yeah i'm fine with doing that in the nude.

 

[Kiju]

Transformation into any animal that I choose...

*Checks spoiler*

...well, that seems like a decent catch. No problems here. xD

 

[Klopy]

Hm. The ability to be fast or fly.

Difficult... Difficult...

I think being fast offers more opportunities for me. Hehehe

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

Time control. Doesn't really matter if I'm naked. Where I'm going, most of the people will be naked any way...

 

[thingymuwatsit]

The ability to manipulate matter at he cost of nudity? I think that this sacrifice is more than fair.
All hail before the nudest of world leaders!

 

[robb4rock6]

invulnerability.... slapin bullets out the air with my dick. fuckin right

 

[sidhe3141]

Recursively improving intelligence, and yes. Doesn't matter if I'm naked, I can convince people that it doesn't matter and I can work out a way to get any benefit wearing clothes would grant.

 

[pearcinator]

Time Control...Id do it even if it made me ugly (but thats impossible )

 

[Saargston]

I could just turn into clothes when I'm shapeshifting, anyway.

 

[Death God]

To control fire with my bare hands.

O.k. with me still.... for the most part.

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

Being able to grant my own wishes.
Pretty sure nudity isn't even a compromise...

 

[Magicman10893]

Being omnipotent? Didn't stop the guy from The Watchmen.