You can have any super power you want...but there is a catch

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MorsePacific

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Like so many before me, time manipulation. Do you realize how much you could change if you could stop time for just a minute?

Also, I'll just bring a change of clothes with me whenever I have to use it.
 

chemicalfire

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I went with time-manipulation. Being naked isn't a problem when you're stacked like a moose. A moose in a room. Eating a bag of peanuts.
 

rezaDN1992

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I thought of being a extreme flexebile super ninja who jumpes over 50 feet holes and runs up buildings. And no I wouldn't use it.
 

Lazzi

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zombiejoe said:
Ok, think of a super power, and once you got it, do not change it, and look at what the catch is. REMEMBER! You must think of a power BEFORE clicking this spoiler.

[spoiler/]You can only use the power naked[/spoiler]


would you use your power?
Can I atleast have some foot wear? the last thing I want to do is get athletes foot or step on something sharp. Im all for public indecency but Im not going to be un hygenic.

But I would like to be telekenetic, people really wont care if you naked if things are jsut moving an ther own all willy nilly.
 

SenseOfTumour

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Hell, I'd take the full superman set, then move to America and watch them absolutely lose their shit over it. (Yes, I know it's only a minority who went batshit, and mainly because the media decided it was a big deal)

When you consider the outcry over half a second of Janet Jackson's nipple on display, imagine how torn they'll feel about subway trains and school buses being saved from disaster by the mysterious and naked 'Captain WANG!'

'Wont someone think of the children!'

'But the children would all be dead if that naked guy hadn't deflected that meteor with his wang?'

'But, he's naked, surely he can't be good!'

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Hell, even if it wasn't part of the superhero deal, I'd probably do it naked, just to annoy touchy people.

All the time the lives saved outweigh the moral outrage caused, I'd be on the side of right.

Alternatively, this guy:

 

Lambi

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...Teleportation might be a problem if that's the catch.
Unless I can carry my clothes with me. Nothing says I can't do that, only that I have to be naked.
 

biGBum333

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a flying naked man?


yeah ill just ascend until im out of site. although itd get pretty cold at high altitude
 

Little Duck

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The ability to change materials? Hells yeah. I'll turn myself to gold and everyone will gawp at my golden cock. I'll also make some clothes and wear them post using.
 

Jazoni89

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zombiejoe said:
Ok, think of a super power, and once you got it, do not change it, and look at what the catch is. REMEMBER! You must think of a power BEFORE clicking this spoiler.

[spoiler/]You can only use the power naked[/spoiler]


would you use your power?
ahh... so like that woman in Darker than black who can't use her powers unless she is naked.

Invisibility, so no one can see me naked unless i want them too.
 

Sion_Barzahd

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Turning invisible, yeah that i can manage while naked :p Although i'd need to stash some clothes somewhere for when i want to be visible once more.
 

TheKruzdawg

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I would pick super speed a la The Flash.

Not a bad pick, since I might be able to move fast enough no one could see me naked. Or if they laughed, I could punch them so fast they it would take them a while to realize what just hapened