You can have any superpower, but with one catch...
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manipulation of all reality is the only answer.
Other than that I'd go with the hair thing that someone else said but I'd extend it to bodily hair. Running around without a shirt on? *plumph* so much back hair that you wouldn't believe it.
Making out in plain view? *plumph* hope you both like scraggly, itchy beards.
Other than that I'd go with the hair thing that someone else said but I'd extend it to bodily hair. Running around without a shirt on? *plumph* so much back hair that you wouldn't believe it.
Making out in plain view? *plumph* hope you both like scraggly, itchy beards.
I was tempted to go with this, but then I came to a sudden realization. You see, at some point, I would see someone who parked on the line between parking spaces, or witness someone be rude to a waiter/tress, or get a sales call in middle of my fucking dinner...And then I would regret turning down that power.Eddie the head said:
The power in question being the ability to stop time at will. I'm going with the general consensus on this one. The possibilites are pretty much endless, and totally consequence free. For me, anyway.
The ability to spawn delicious food and drink at will (such as bacon).
You want some of the delicious food? Well I'm going to make you watch me eat it (I may need another power for this) And if you hate whatever food/drink I've spawned, then I shall spawn multiple amounts of that food/drink around you like some sort of tower, with no escape. You will eat the food you hate!
So yeah, that.
You want some of the delicious food? Well I'm going to make you watch me eat it (I may need another power for this) And if you hate whatever food/drink I've spawned, then I shall spawn multiple amounts of that food/drink around you like some sort of tower, with no escape. You will eat the food you hate!
So yeah, that.
The power to manipulate people's thoughts!
Some douche is hitting on your wife/girlfriend?
Make him fall in love with the overweight janitor!
The cashier at Best Buy thinks you haven't paid for that flat panel TV?
Now she thinks you did, and so does the merchandise manager of that store!
Some guy says he hates MLP?
he's a brony now!
Somebody seems a little too good in school?
too bad! they forgot everything they have learnt for the past semester!
Some douche is hitting on your wife/girlfriend?
Make him fall in love with the overweight janitor!
The cashier at Best Buy thinks you haven't paid for that flat panel TV?
Now she thinks you did, and so does the merchandise manager of that store!
Some guy says he hates MLP?
he's a brony now!
Somebody seems a little too good in school?
too bad! they forgot everything they have learnt for the past semester!
Telekineisis. No one shall ever find there keys again. Or better yet laugh at people who now find there car parked on top of buildings.
Shapeshifting - C'mon, just think about it.
Immortality/invulnerability - I can troll someone every waking moment for the rest of their lives.
Disclaimer: I would use these powers for good, to annoy people like Snookie and Glenn Beck.
Immortality/invulnerability - I can troll someone every waking moment for the rest of their lives.
Disclaimer: I would use these powers for good, to annoy people like Snookie and Glenn Beck.
Telekenisis, obviously. If the movie Chronicle taught me anything, its that tormenting small children with giant teddy bears is awesome. Also picking the shy awkward kid is wrong and can lead to a massive battle in the city streets...but mainly the teddy bear thing.
Either time manipulation or portals.
Captcha: "The opposite of 'up' is"... Well, it's most definitely George Washington!
No kidding. I actually answered the question with George Washington. Last time, I answered "truck" to "which is the most delicious". I love doing this, even if it means I have to click post again.
Captcha: "The opposite of 'up' is"... Well, it's most definitely George Washington!
No kidding. I actually answered the question with George Washington. Last time, I answered "truck" to "which is the most delicious". I love doing this, even if it means I have to click post again.
The premise of the thread is both kind of dumb and too vague. Where does annoyance end and malice or manipulation begin? Can I annoy them while 'unintentionally' benefiting myself? I happen to annoy my superiors until they go crazy and happen to quit, thus allowing me to get promoted. What? it's not like it was on PURPOSE. That said. Time manipulation.
The ability to have my head explode and regrow. I would walk into nice white walled white carpet rooms and explode. yeah i am an ass