I would have the telepathic ability to force people to tell the truth. For many jerks out there, they will be powerless to hide their flaws and be despised by all.
You can have any superpower, but with one catch...
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The ability to have infinite knowledge so I can prove anyone wrong. And become the greatest politician and rule the world. And then annoy people I hate.
I want the ability to alter depth perception.
Stepping on air while trying to walk up the stairs and bumping into things for everyone!
Stepping on air while trying to walk up the stairs and bumping into things for everyone!
Ability to affect reality in such way that if the situation, person or thing has somekind of a stereotype, it will raise its ugly head. Covetous Jews? check. Brawl in a bar? check. Cops eating donuts? check. No cell signal when chased by a murderous madman? check. Guy using shotgun, going "ka-chak" multiple times before shooting the damn thing? check.
Super strength.
Think of the trolling one could do against arm wrestlers, shaming competative weight lifters, teasing gym rats about how you're stronger and more muscular without working out.
Also telepathy wouldn't do awry. I mean how can you not see the appeal of people being slapped by hovering fish, or hit by flying pies.
Think of the trolling one could do against arm wrestlers, shaming competative weight lifters, teasing gym rats about how you're stronger and more muscular without working out.
Also telepathy wouldn't do awry. I mean how can you not see the appeal of people being slapped by hovering fish, or hit by flying pies.
The ability to polymorph anything into anything else. Turn myself into whatever annoys my target most. That or I would derive endless amusement from turning people into toads, flies, bugs, snakes, etc.
or turn myself into an asian giant hornet- I STING U FACE!
See a couple about to kiss? as soon as their lips touch - BAM! frog or a toad!
or turn myself into an asian giant hornet- I STING U FACE!
See a couple about to kiss? as soon as their lips touch - BAM! frog or a toad!
This thread reminds me of that Cracked video a few months back where the Flash kept using his powers to piss off his brother.
Now that I think about it, being the Flash really is the best solution to this thread. You have all of the pranking opportunities you would normally have as a regular human, but you'd NEVER GET CAUGHT.
Pee in a coffee cup, sneak up behind someone and whisper in their ear "Your whole life is a lie" and be gone before they can turn around, misplace all manner of car keys, wallets, phones, etc.
It would have just as many practical effects as any other power posted yet, but none of the shenaniganry would be traced back to you!
Now that I think about it, being the Flash really is the best solution to this thread. You have all of the pranking opportunities you would normally have as a regular human, but you'd NEVER GET CAUGHT.
Pee in a coffee cup, sneak up behind someone and whisper in their ear "Your whole life is a lie" and be gone before they can turn around, misplace all manner of car keys, wallets, phones, etc.
It would have just as many practical effects as any other power posted yet, but none of the shenaniganry would be traced back to you!
The ability of kinetic manipulation. Imagine suddenly overflowing someone with kinetic force and then watching them blast into a wall at 50 MPH with no control.
Sound manipulation on a global level. You could create the sound of fingers scraping on a chalkboard for EVERYONE ON THE PLANET. FOR DAYS! And then I'd stop for 5 minutes let them think it's over... AND THEN I'D DO IT AGAIN EVEN LOUDER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Psychic abilities. I would read minds to know when to speak over people, control them so that they say or do inappropriate things, and erase those important things on the tip of your tongue Because "don't you just hate that?"
I would also add in the power to do this over the internet, but making trolls slap themselves probably counts as a public service.
However, it'd make for the best screenwatching ever, and that would piss off a ton of people.
I would also add in the power to do this over the internet, but making trolls slap themselves probably counts as a public service.
However, it'd make for the best screenwatching ever, and that would piss off a ton of people.
