You can have one of these 3 lovers

[zombiejoe]

1) Attractive, Smart, insane
insane as in "Oh, so just because I tried putting your teddy bear in the meat grinder that means I'm crazy? I cut off the head of a Barbie doll and put it on the head of a toy cat for you!"

2) Attractive, stupid, sane
Stupid as in "Um...how do I make toast?"

3) Ugly, smart, sane
Ugly as in...well...yeah...

which one would you love?

 

[DefunctTheory]

3. Ugly, Smart, Sane.

And then we go to the plastic surgeon.

 

[Cheesus333]

Number one. Seems like insanity would be the most fun to live with of the three

Provided that it wasn't 'wake-up-and-she's-sitting-on-your-chest-with-a-shard-of-glass-in-your-face' insane, but Hell even that would add excitement to your daily routine.

 

[Darth IB]

Depends how insane you mean by insane.
I consider myself somewhat insane, and if she's on my level, I'd definitely go with one.
If insane means completely psycho though... I suppose 2 would be preferable.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

2 or 3.

Just how stupid are we talking for 2?

 

[JRCB]

One or three. Although my girlfriend would probably be number one.
Depends how insane insane is, though. I hope you don't mean completely looney, right?
Eh, I'll still take number one.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Attractive, smart, insane.

It's the reason why I love characters like Asuka Langley from NGE or Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind.

 

[Dark2003]

1) because that would best describe my current girlfriend and its been the best relationship so far

Ive dated option (2) if shes stupid anybody can get into her pants which is how that relationship ended

and im sorry option (3), you gotta have look she could be a level headed Einstein but if at night im laying next to a baboon it all goes out the window

 

[ABLb0y]

Number 1, because two lunatics living in a house together sounds like so much fun.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Do you mean insane as in mental problem (crazy) or insane as in psychopath? Heck does insane mean the lover is lively as in risk taker or treat everyday as a adventure?

 

[Ice Car]

Depends on how insane you mean, and how ugly you mean. I wouldn't mind the insanity if the girl wasn't completely insane and wasn't completely... Insane.

Anyways, probably either 1 or 3. Nobody wants an attractive girlfriend if she's dumb as fuck.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

First one. Namely because I'm about to be dating her...

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Smart and insane(at least the way you described it) contradict each other. Due to loophole I shall pick... NONE! of the above.

 

[jallious]

Attractive, smart, insane.

It's the reason why I love characters like Asuka Langley from NGE or Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind.

Those are two of my favorite characters as well.

 

[Jonluw]

Depends on the kind of crazy I guess. I have been called less than sane before (jokingly tough) so I don't think I'd mind some wackyness. There is, of course, such a thing as too far.

If the crazy is too much for me to tolerate I'm going to have to go with Stupid but attractive. Why? Answer honestly: Would you ever date someone you're not attracted to? No, attraction is the basis of carnal relationships.

 

[Carnagath]

I'd drive her insane anyway, so might as well go with 1).

Edit:

Answer honestly: Would you ever date someone you're not attracted to?

Yes, if we have things in common and they are good hearted and fun to be with. The basis of carnal relations is not attraction, it's chemistry. That's something you get to understand quite well if you've been in a long-term relationship before.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

1) Mainly cause its the type of girl i'm attracted to anyway. Gorgeous smart and seven levels of crazy.

Crazy girls are the most fun in the long run, if you don't know whether she'll hug you or try and bite your head clean off is always exciting.

 

[Hookman]

Number one, we'd have a lot more in common. "Our eyes met over the meat grinder, it was love at first slaughter!"