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Blindswordmaster

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How crazy are we talking here? Zany or fucking psychotic? Because I can work with either, I just need to know in advance.
 

BonsaiK

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zombiejoe said:
1) Attractive, Smart, insane
insane as in "Oh, so just because I tried putting your teddy bear in the meat grinder that means I'm crazy? I cut off the head of a Barbie doll and put it on the head of a toy cat for you!"

2) Attractive, stupid, sane
Stupid as in "Um...how do I make toast?"

3) Ugly, smart, sane
Ugly as in...well...yeah...

which one would you love?
I'm already dating the first one. Life is never boring!
 

KefkaCultist

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Well either #1 or #3 for me because I cannot handle stupid. Theres no amount of a redeeming qualities that can fix a stupid person. As for my 50/50 choice, the one that I choose depends on the levels of certain traits.

Option #1: Now, I'm a man that likes insanity and chaos (I mean, Kefka is my idol after all), but I have to know one thing. Does the person know that they're insane and is able to control it being that they're smart or are they one of the bat-shit crazy people in asylums that write gibberish over the walls and think its words from Mr. Rogers? As long as this person doesn't need a straight jacket, padded walls, or a shock collar then I'd be fine with it.

Option #3: I'm not really a shallow person and looks are near the end of my list when deciding on a person, but there is a limit to the amount of ugly. If the person we're talking about looks like Quasimodo or the witch from Snow White then I'm not interested. If they're not hideous and smart and pretty sane (although as I said, I do like my chaos) then I'd be fine with them.

Looking at the options and from past experiences I have to go with Option #3. I was with a girl once who wasn't all there in the head and it didn't end well. I won't go in detail, but just know it involved over dosing and me almost dead or severely injured. I do not want something like that happening again so #3 is the most tolerable option for me.

[sub]P.S. Commenting at 1 in the morning is fun because I go way too in depth with things and take 30 mins writing a post.[/sub]
 

infohippie

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2 or 3. I've dated insane women before and even if it's fun at first, it does not remain so. And that could be the understatement of the year.
 

SuperUberBob

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Anybody who says #1 has had little experience with women or is below the age of 18.

I've been there. So, so not worth it.
 

Mr.Numbers

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My Ex would factor as one and she was a hell of a lot of fun (And a hot as hell cosplayer (...She enjoyed a socailly exceptable means of crossdressing too)) BUT the issue with insane is it usually comes with a lot of mood swings and distancing, in which is what I don't want in a girlfriend.

Tie for me between two and three, 3 because it's what I want, and 2 because it's what I have and I've never been happier or felt more appreciated. Also, these (Twos) are the girls that make the best snuggle buddies ^_^ (Couldn't resist the words)
 

FangShadow

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I'll take 1, so long as she isn't the kill me kind of crazy.

I've already dealt with some insane people in my life and dated 1 or 2 so it wouldn't be anything new to me

Captcha: hedab jones
 

Cap'n Ninja

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I can do number one, as long as it's just crazy insane, and not actually dangerous or disruptive.
If it is dangerous insane, then because I'm a shallow *****, I'd go with number two.
 

Okuu_Fusion

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I'm torn between the first two...

Smart, attractive, insane...
Why? One word... Yandere...
Pretty hot... as long as nothing is ever acted out...

OR

Stupid, attractive, sane...
Might actually be nice... As long as the stupidity is not annoying and the person is really nice... Might make me go 'Aww' all the time...