You can have one of these 3 lovers

[spartan1077]

1) Attractive, Smart, insane
insane as in "Oh, so just because I tried putting your teddy bear in the meat grinder that means I'm crazy? I cut off the head of a Barbie doll and put it on the head of a toy cat for you!"

2) Attractive, stupid, sane
Stupid as in "Um...how do I make toast?"

3) Ugly, smart, sane
Ugly as in...well...yeah...

which one would you love?

1 or 3.

1 if it depends on how insane. If she's going to be murdering me in my sleep insane, no. But if it's...ermm...'kinky' insane then hell ya! [sub][sub]don't judge me[/sub][/sub]

And if it's the former insane,

3. Depends on how ugly she is. If she's like, physical deformity, missing appendages ugly then I'll have to go with number 1. But if it's just not attractive, then I'll go with her anyday.

 

[badpun]

Either 1 or 3. As people have said, if shes my kind of insane i can live with that

 

[thom_cat_]

1.
My friends are all insane, and the ones I've fallen for are all no.1's
probably not to that extent of insanity though...

 

[Blank Kold]

Number one perfectly describes my type, so...

 

[flagship]

1. Funny crazy is hot!

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

How do you make toast?
OT: Probably number 1, because
A) Insanity is fun.
B) If I picked the stupid one then there wouldn't be anyone in my life to teach me how to do things that are incredibly obvious and only take a modicum of common sense to figure out (i.e. making toast)
C) At this point in my life I'm way too shallow for number 3.

 

[Cropsy91]

I'd probably go with #1, just because craziness leads to all sorts of fun and interesting situations.

 

[The Code]

With my luck, I'd end up getting stuck with number one. Not that I mind most of the time, it's just that I tend to attract such people. As long as she doesn't try to kill me and all the voices in her head like me, then I should be fine. Come to think of it, dating a girl that's a complete sociopath could be fun. We could discuss serial murderers and their techniques all we want with no awkwardness between us and maybe even come up with some of our own (to try on someone later... >;D)

Besides, crazy people have crazy fun sex. XD

 

[MGlBlaze]

Number one. Seems like insanity would be the most fun to live with of the three

No, it really isn't.

I choose none of them. I can't stand stupidity, I had bad experiences before with 'insanity' I still have resentment issues for over a year and a half later, and while #3 sounds like a nice individual it is important to be able to find your partner attractive as well, so that rules her out for any kind of romantic relationship.

 

[drisky]

I have a hard time resisting the crazy ones, but although it may seem fun at first, it can be very dangerous later.

 

[carpathic]

#3. If she is smart then I can find things about her that I find attractive.

 

[drwow]

2
seriously, ignorance is bliss. then they'd always be happy.

 

[Sneeze]

1) It sounds more quirky than insane, I like quirky. c:

 

[bulbasaur765]

Number 2. If she got this far, there's a significant amount of hope for her, as well as me being around to help her out.

"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, you feed him for life."

(Then again, 3 could be fun.)

 

[ryanxm]

3. Ugly, Smart, Sane.

And then we go to the plastic surgeon.

Ninja'd again...well played, sir well played...

 

[duchaked]

1 feels like...well I'm kinda crazy sometimes so maybe

2...well I know a lotta dumb people around me :/ people gotta THINK more augh

 

[DarklordKyo]

#1, no, I don't need a yandere (a girl that'd murder someone for taking me away from her for a few minutes)
#2, no, I like my women with at least average intellegence
#3, yes, beauty is only skin deep after all

 

[Alphakirby]

2 or 3.

Just how stupid are we talking for 2?

He said that 2 was "How do I make toast?" stupid. Me I'd go with 4.Attractive,Smart,Sane (Yeah,I said it, whatcha gonna do 'bout it)