You can have one of these 3 lovers

[GenericAmerican]

Number one. The craziness is attractive..until one of us gets killed.

 

[RedMagic]

Number one. The craziness is attractive..until one of us gets killed.

Yes, because it's all fun and games till somebody dies.

 

[SuperUberBob]

I've dated the first one. DO NOT WANT

Third one definitely and it's not even close.

If she's ugly, just have sex with the lights off.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Number one. The craziness is attractive..until one of us gets killed.

Yes, because it's all fun and games till somebody dies.

Exactly

 

[TheDarklite]

1, 2 and 3.

Does it blend?

 

[tthor]

I choose all three.
But we are not lovers. We are comrades.

Comrades against crime.

ok. #1 turns into a psychodic criminal, killing everyone in sight, #2 thinks that because you are fighting crime, that makes you super heroes, and thus thinks that she can fly (she cannot). she goes to the top of a tall building to test this theory... and #3 kills herself out of painful loneliness. and all this happened because you just couldn't make up your mind

 

[Thedayrecker]

3. Ugly, Smart, Sane.

And then we go to the plastic surgeon.

Annnnnnnd /thread

OT: Assuming we couldn't exploit obvious loopholes, I'd go with 1. Insanity is always more fun, just below awkward.

Not to mention she'd be hot and smart.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I choose all three.
But we are not lovers. We are comrades.

Comrades against crime.

ok. #1 turns into a psychodic criminal, killing everyone in sight, #2 thinks that because you are fighting crime, that makes you super heroes, and thus thinks that she can fly (she cannot). she goes to the top of a tall building to test this theory... and #3 kills herself out of painful loneliness. and all this happened because you just couldn't make up your mind

Hell yes.

 

[Squeaky]

1) Its the perfect match iam not quite all thier either so the insane part doesnt bother me or atleast until she pulls a knife on me or uses a spoon to drink.

 

[Atmos Duality]

All of my prior relationships fall firmly under #1.

Why...why can I never meet sane women in real life?

 

[Hawk eye1466]

1. because we are both about the same crazy so every day is an adventure

 

[CleverCover]

After reading the comments and thinking it over for five minutes.

3. I would like the person to be attractive, but if it meant not going through a heart attack everyday, I'll take the ugly dude.

Besides, your ugly might be my "hot as f**k".

 

[tthor]

I choose all three.
But we are not lovers. We are comrades.

Comrades against crime.

ok. #1 turns into a psychodic criminal, killing everyone in sight, #2 thinks that because you are fighting crime, that makes you super heroes, and thus thinks that she can fly (she cannot). she goes to the top of a tall building to test this theory... and #3 kills herself out of painful loneliness. and all this happened because you just couldn't make up your mind

Hell yes.

o_o;

All of my prior relationships fall firmly under #1.

Why...why can I never meet sane women in real life?

sane women? dude, i think thats just a myth.

 

[Dethpixie]

#1. I'm not entirely there myself so hopefully we'd cancel each other out. Plus, the crazy sex would probably be awesome.

 

[ydkwidrmw]

Definitely number 2

 

[Joey245]

The first one. Attractive, smart, insane. That will make the marriage interesting...

 

[nomzy]

I suppose number 1. I wonder if she'd tried to kill me after it undoubtedly ended.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

Love?

There is no choice.


But number three. Cos that's what I am. Except I'm dumb. And insane.