You can have the rights to one thing.

[Sarkule]

Carbon. MUAHAHA.

 

[mrF00bar]

Every single religious book on the planet, so I could burn them.

That is probably one of the most coldest things I've ever read on the internet. I'm not even going to bother arguing so I'll leave you to think about it.

Thats the coldest thing you have seen? You must have parental control turned on if that is it xD

 

[amucha98]

.

 

[Togs]

A little vindictive but Robert Koticks lungs, Id repossess them almost immediately.

 

[Tulks]

The right to free speech. No, the right to remain silent. Or a speedy trial? Life? Liberty? The pursuit of happiness?

There are so many, it's hard to choose!

 

[JMeganSnow]

I just want the right to actually exercise my proper rights. In return, I shall graciously grant everyone else this right as well.

*makes an enormous heap 99% of the contents of Washington D.C. and sets it on fire*

 

[Nouw]

Every single religious book on the planet, so I could burn them.

That is probably one of the most coldest things I've ever read on the internet. I'm not even going to bother arguing so I'll leave you to think about it.

Thats the coldest thing you have seen? You must have parental control turned on if that is it xD

What I've read and within the realms of seriousness .

Seriously, what the person has just done is said "Fuck You!" and much, much more to millions (maybe billions) of people.

 

[Leg End]

Two things.

One, being The Escapist. Or, the one that has a much higher priority...

[HEADING=1]Cardcaptor Sakura[/HEADING]

It must be seen/read by all, a truly legendary series.

 

[Continuity]

computer games... all computer games, now and in the future. A patent on the very concept of computer games.

I would use this godly power to kick some ass in the industy, eliminate most of the publishers, scrap all the GoW, CoD and WoW clones in development and generally promote innovation and creativity.

 

[Da Chi]

Dynamite.
Seriously, the patent is practically a ticket to print money
Fuck you Nobel, It's my money now!

 

[SpAc3man]

Tempting, but I'd go for the world's fossil fuels and make using them outrageously expensive, forcing everyone to go green.

So what would you do that is actually different?

OT: The rights to all logic gates. Any implementation of an AND, OR, XOR, NOT, NAND, NOR or NXOR gates used by any digital electronics manufacturer will make me money. Any instance where the symbols, names or functions are published in a book, I will be making money.

 

[RivFader86]

i guess the right to print my own money would suffice...i know i know i'm easily satisfied ;P

 

[SillyBear]

Probably coke or something and make all the money.

 

[darth.pixie]

Yep, Microsoft. That would be very nice.

Or maybe Google. I can't even imagine how many people use it.

 

[Thespian]

The Spiderwick books. I have good plans for those, and first I'd find all copies of the movie and burn them. In the sun.

 

[Gaiseric]

To be fair, I'd like, take a five minute video of me playing it, put it up on youtube with the title "Me Playing Skyrim. I Win, Bitches"

Then when people started raging at me I'd reply in the comments section by just saying "umadbro? "

It would be amazing.

Yeah I'm a horrible person, get over it.

You're a king among men sir and I salute you.

OT: Something that would make me tons of money, preferably without compromising my morals.

 

[Hamish Durie]

is everything a valid answer
if not then the twilight series so i could burn it all down

 

[Captain Pirate]

The Star Wars license. I'd declare the prequels and most of the Expanded Universe non-canon, hire Peter Jackson to do a reboot of the prequel trilogy, and re-release the entire X-Wing series with updated graphics and sound.

It would be glorious.

I love you.
I loved the prequels, but I can see why a ton of others hate them, and you are the first person I have ever seen to say 'remake them', rather than just eradicate them for all opf existence.
Done right, and with someone like Peter Jackson at the helm I feel it could be done very right, they would be well accepted I think.

OT: I can't think of a big important one that hasn't already been said, like Microsoft or Star Wars, so instead I'll say this.

Watchmen. So that nobody can fucking touch it.
I have a terrible feeling that someone, somewhere will break the trend of 'Leave it the fuck alone, it's perfect how it is', and make some terrible sequel (Novel or film) that makes it an un-philosophical superhero fight fest.