You can revive one famous person...

[an874]

George Carlin, one of the greatest comedians of all time, and brilliant philosopher in his own right.

 

[nekroskoma]

Carl Sagan for Sarah Palin

 

[Condor219]

I'd revive Frederic Chopin and kill a certain annoying teenager who will never understand what puberty is.

Alternatively, I'd kill Kim Jong Il and revive Nikola Tesla. He left way before his time.

 

[Marcosn]

I had another one

Revive Ryan Dunn, kill Roger Ebert for bashing Bam about his best friends death =(

OBJECTION, although Ebert shouldn't have bashed like that I do see his point of view seeing as Dunn ended up killing someone... anyways that is all wayyyy too off topic and serious so i will name mine

Revive: Tesla or Einstein as I'd love to meet someone with a mind like that (or BILLY MAYS)
Kill: David Cameron or any other major political figure, mostly Cameron because i really don't like how he's running the country since he's screwing over the educational system just in time to effect me...

 

[Chronarch]

Well if I revived someone then they would probably just come back as a zombie and that just leads to problems. Plus someone else would have to die which I don't think is a good trade-off. Even Genie from Aladdin said that would be a bad idea: "I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, I don't like doing it!" I mean, as much as I like the Gettysburg Address, I'd rather not have zombie Lincoln stumbling around.

 

[tomservo4prezident]

I would revive Greg Giraldo, a great comedian taken all to soon from us. Then I would kill Whitney Cummings, quite possibly the worst female comedian on the face of the Earth. Contrary to popular belief including the words penis and vagina in every sentence does not make you funny.

Thanks for introducing me to Whitney Cummings. That is the most obnoxious, sexist fucking creature I have ever witnessed.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Revive - Wait for Steven Hawking to die, revive him.

Kill - Hmmmm... Fred Phelps (I'm so original).

 

[Matt-the-twat]

Revive Bob Marley, and kill Murdoch.

 

[scorptatious]

Judith Barsi. For those who don't know, she was the little girl who voiced Ducky from The Land Before Time.


Who do I want to die? That would be Ke$ha. Seriously, I despise her songs to the point of insanity.

 

[icame]

I would revive Audrey Hepburn and kill Mel Gibson.

 

[icame]

Kill no one in exchange for no one.

Oh c'mon just a play a long. Don't take it so seriously

 

[SD-Fiend]

I would revive Hitler and then promptly kill him so that I could become the man who killed Hitler.

well good sir i just got ninjad

I guess I would revive Jesus...
Hahaha its funny because he is not real

careful sir. not everyone here shares your beliefs

 

[SD-Fiend]

revive michael jackson and take him to my moms house although that's probably not a good idea since she has high blood pressure...
and any ways i would kill fred phelps he's close enough to famous

 

[Balvale]

I would resurrect Jimi Hendrix and kill Dane Cook. Suddenly the quality of life on the planet increases for everyone.

 

[Kadoodle]

I've probably been ninja'd by now, but I'd bring back Kurt Cobain, and sacrifice (though I'd hardly call it that) Justin Bieber.

 

[Zing]

Heath Ledger, Mitch Hedberg or Bill Hicks JRR Tolkein. Probably in that order.

Edit: oh I have to kill someone? easy. Mel Gibson, Justin Bieber or Fred Phelps.

Actually swapped Bill Hicks for JRR Tolkein...I think he'd love the movies.

 

[Yeager942]

I would revive H.P. Lovecraft because I always felt that he deserved to see just how much his work influenced the horror genre.

In return, I would kill off Snooki. Just knowing her name sickens me.

 

[oblivion220791]

Revive John Lennon + Kill Justin Bieber = Peace on earth

 

[Reaper195]

Kill Paris Hilton, bring back Freddy Mercury. Queen was the maddest band ever.