You Can Sleep with Anyone in the World.... With a Twist

[interspark]

It's a typical "guy in pub" question, given the choice, who, out of anyone in the world would you sleep with? But there's a catch, the person in question can NOT be of the gender towards which you are attracted. So, assuming a gun has been put to your head and someone MUST be chosen, who will it be?

I'd have to say John Barrowman, I mean, I don't have to be gay to tell that he's pretty damn sexy, plus he's gay! So that's one less of us feeling the awkwardness.

EDIT: I guess this isn't exactly a "bisexual friendly" thread, sorry about that

 

[DefunctTheory]

If I had to be gay...

Neil Patrick Harris I guess. He seems gentle enough (And those eyes!).

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I've just ended this thread for all you guys.

You're welcome.

 

[Nimcha]

I'd do Neil Patrick Harris. Since he's gay as well, it would be an awkward occasion for the both of us.

 

[Astoria]

Well I'm bi so errr what do I do here

 

[HellspawnCandy]

Patrick Stewart. His voice will make it all worth it.
Edit:I must've been born yesterday, by finding out Neil Patrick Harris is gay. That's interesting especially since he's a Charlie Sheen kinda character.(atleast on How I met your mother)

 

[Thaluikhain]

Lady Gaga...cause she's really a hermaphrodite due to her being the product of an incestuous breeding program to produce the next generation of singers. So, not the gender I am attracted to.

[small]I'm not making that up, people really believe that...I so wish they'd make a Lady Gaga game based on that[/small]

 

[NeedAUserName]

Well I'm bi so errr what do I do here

A life size Barbie/Ken doll. Basically just a smooth patch of skin over the crotch.

Anyway, either NPH, Old Spice Guy, or Ryan Reynolds.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Stephen Fry...I came up with that far too quickly.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I've just ended this thread for all you guys.

*Old Spice Guy*

You're welcome.

Close, but no.

Patrick Stewart. His voice will make it all worth it.

Pretty much this. Patrick Stewart is a sexy man.

Just look at this guy, this majestic man god carved from the stone of Mt. Perfection.

You'd give yourself to him at his request and you know it.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

What if I'm not attracted to either?

...Then I probably shouldn't be in this thread. Sorry to bother you, I'll go now...

 

[Sticky Squid]

What if you're asexual?

 

[Shock and Awe]

Neil Patrick Harris, no doubt.

 

[New Troll]

Answered this in a thread I made a few days ago actually...

Spoiler: Alan Rickman

 

[Irridium]

I've just ended this thread for all you guys.

You're welcome.

Wow. That was so ninja!

Yeah, this. Second choice is Stephen Fry.

 

[interspark]

It's a typical "guy in pub" question, given the choice, who, out of anyone in the world would you sleep with? But there's a catch, the person in question can NOT be of the gender towards which you are attracted. So, assuming a gun has been put to your head and someone MUST be chosen, who will it be?

What if I am attracted both primary genders?

Then I'm afraid this thread isn't for you, sorry about that

 

[warprincenataku]

Kudos to you for picking John Barrowman. If I were gay, I'd be right behind you. If you know what I mean.

 

[Penguinness]

I have to sleep with someone of the gender that I am not attracted to, or else I get shot in the head? Hmm, I'd have to go with a man with the appearence of a very attractive woman.

What if I'm not attracted to either?

...Then I probably shouldn't be in this thread. Sorry to bother you, I'll go now...

Then we get to pick yours for you, as it would make no difference!

You can have Gollum

 

[Macgyvercas]

David Tennant, hands down.