You Can Sleep with Anyone in the World.... With a Twist

[DefunctTheory]

I've just ended this thread for all you guys.

You're welcome.

Judging by ol' Neils lead, i think I may have ended the thread.

Bollocks to you ((Britains, can I use that word this way?).

 

[Summerstorm]

Hm... ok that's a tough one.

I am pretty much on the extreme heterosexual side. Hm... DAMN this is tough.

Ok, after few minutes of deliberation: maybe Nathan Fillion ("He is ruggedly handsome, i guess")

Tough question, well done.

Other great question i was asked once: If you could get superpowers but have to VISIBLY WEAR a sailor-moon outfit for that... would you do it? (as a man)

 

[ZeroMachine]

Spoiler: Thread=Owned

Youngest person to ever get a sex change. Technically, same gender as me. Pwned.

 

[Duffeknol]

Jensen Ackles. Without a second thought.

 

[loc978]

Assuming by "sleep with" you actually mean "have sex with" (ye gods I hate that colloquialism... very rarely do I sleep in the same bed as anyone, much less someone I copulated with)...
Someone recently dead. If it must be homo, it may as well be necro too. Much less awkward that way.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I have to sleep with someone of the gender that I am not attracted to, or else I get shot in the head? Hmm, I'd have to go with a man with the appearence of a very attractive woman.

What if I'm not attracted to either?

...Then I probably shouldn't be in this thread. Sorry to bother you, I'll go now...

Then we get to pick yours for you, as it would make no difference!

You can have Gollum

You are either really evil, or you really don't like me/War of the Worlds/Martians in general...

 

[Berserker119]

I would go with me, from the future. Or something.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Spoiler: Thread=Owned

Youngest person to ever get a sex change. Technically, same gender as me. Pwned.

...

Nah, I'd still go with Patrick Stewart.

Jensen Ackles. Without a second thought.

Now I'm not sure if I'd still go with Patrick Stewart.

 

[dagens24]

Anderson Cooper <3

 

[DefunctTheory]

Really, if that used to be a man then "that's me before the operation" jokes have just become a very fucking screwy reality. No offense to transgenders, but I prefer my women to have been born women...

That used to be a BOY.

Which some how is more disturbing.

 

[Devi Darkside]

Ugh, I guess I'd have to with a rock then, seeing as how I'm attracted to men, women, shemales and men with vaginas...

Damn, I was hoping the twist was something I could actually do.

Edit:

That used to be a BOY.

Which some how is more disturbing.

Also, I can't help but wonder why it's so disturbing to see a picture of a woman who was born male. They were mentally female from the start so I question why there's even a difference, and a "Disturbing" one at that.

 

[Daveman]

Somebody with a very small penis. Seems obvious to me. Or somebody who would definitely enjoy it less than me, so I'll go with Nick Griffin. Yeah, I'd go for that.

 

[Duffeknol]

Spoiler: Thread=Owned

Youngest person to ever get a sex change. Technically, same gender as me. Pwned.

...

Nah, I'd still go with Patrick Stewart.

Jensen Ackles. Without a second thought.

Now I'm not sure if I'd still go with Patrick Stewart.

Haha I know right?

I might be an engaged, very straight man, but I'd actually willingly bed Jensen Ackles. I wouldn't even need the gun to my head. Jensen is my official 'go gay for free' card.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Ugh, I guess I'd have to with a rock then, seeing as how I'm attracted to men, women, shemales and men with vaginas...

Damn, I was hoping the twist was something I could actually do.

Edit:

That used to be a BOY.

Which some how is more disturbing.

Also, I can't help but wonder why it's so disturbing to see a picture of a woman who was born male. They were mentally female from the start so I question why there's even a difference, and a "Disturbing" one at that.

Though they were mentally female, they were physically male. That's the difference.

 

[Devi Darkside]

Ugh, I guess I'd have to with a rock then, seeing as how I'm attracted to men, women, shemales and men with vaginas...

Damn, I was hoping the twist was something I could actually do.

Edit:

That used to be a BOY.

Which some how is more disturbing.

Also, I can't help but wonder why it's so disturbing to see a picture of a woman who was born male. They were mentally female from the start so I question why there's even a difference, and a "Disturbing" one at that.

Though they were mentally female, they were physically male. That's the difference.

Key term: were.

 

[crudus]

I would choose either Bruce Campbell or NPH.

Patrick Stewart. His voice will make it all worth it.
Edit:I must've been born yesterday, by finding out Neil Patrick Harris is gay. That's interesting especially since he's a Charlie Sheen kinda character.(atleast on How I met your mother)

Patrick Stewart's voice isn't one I would like to here in bed. Just imagine it.

Actually, NPH seems to be type-casted. Everything I have seen him in is the same character (except Under Cover Brother I think. I don't remember it too well.)

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Ugh, I guess I'd have to with a rock then, seeing as how I'm attracted to men, women, shemales and men with vaginas...

Damn, I was hoping the twist was something I could actually do.

Edit:

That used to be a BOY.

Which some how is more disturbing.

Also, I can't help but wonder why it's so disturbing to see a picture of a woman who was born male. They were mentally female from the start so I question why there's even a difference, and a "Disturbing" one at that.

Though they were mentally female, they were physically male. That's the difference.

Key term: were.

I must not be conveying my point well enough. During surgery, the vagina is constructed from the flesh of the penis, correct? That's part of the hang-up.

 

[JezebelinHell]

-snip-

You can have Gollum

-snipped Gollum pic just so I don't have to see it again-

I lol'd and then I felt a little sick.

OT:
Okay, this is hard because as a female I find many females to be pretty stereotypical and not attractive at all.
After thinking for a good bit, for a forum post topic, all I can come up with is Kyra Sedgwick. Looking at her pictures she is really too damn skinny, but she has cute mannerisms in The Closer and she cracks me up.

Spoiler

I may think of someone else later if I bother thinking about it again. I am hoping I will not be that bored.

 

[newfoundsky]

If I had to be gay...

Neil Patrick Harris I guess. He seems gentle enough (And those eyes!).

Get off he's mine!

*pulls out Harris poster and a shotgun*

Take him, try it.