You can't make this up...

[Syphonz]

So I was playing borderlands mowing my way through endless mobs of zombies when I heard my MSN go beserk with its obnoxious noises when somebody messages you. naturally I pause the game, switch my TV's mode to PC to see what the fuss is about. It's my friend, apperently laughing so uncontrollably he can't spell correctly. He asks me if I remember the epic 'Car model' thread on some jock forum site. Of course I do, that was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read! he sends me this link:

WARNING:some visuals are pretty explicit.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

Not only is this story unbelievable, its complete with MS Paint pics describing some events.

 

[Spudgun Man]

What a bunch of kaylines. :L

 

[TheLastCylon]

I laughed. Kinda funny.

 

[Simalacrum]

...I'm starting to think that pee bottles might actually be useful now... then again, I don't have a problem with public toilets... so, yeah

 

[escapefish]

omg epic!

 

[Distorted Stu]

I lol'd. The good ol' poo and penis problem. But really, that guy is incredible (if its real).. to start of with, pissing while having an erection?! Secondly being unable to stop pissing.. really now, im sure your brain knows how to stop unless your 2..
If he could do the above, im sure he could slip the poo out really quickly (if he needs it THAT BAD! he shoudnt have a problem with exit speed) then he could move onto the sit down stage and push junk down to solve the erection/pee problem

[sub]I feel liek i put to much effort into this post liek im the master of this situation.. IVE ONLY HAD TO DO IT A FEW TIMES![/sub]

 

[Hybrid Sight]

Just wow...

 

[Calgetorix]

Pee bottles, lawl : D

Great illustrations by the way! Leaves very little to the imagination!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I somehow find that story too fantastical to believe. If it is true though the guy is a serious dumb shit, considering a little common sense and a public toilet could have solved all his problems. Who the hell holds their excrement in that long anyway?

 

[pfeffa]

... pee bottles?

 

[Smudge91]

Words have just completely failed me on what to say about that post.
Also who on earth makes pictures instead of writing what happened down :S. I've seen a whole new level of oh and dearness
edit: oh dear this was my 1000th post

 

[Segadroid]

Those drawings are awkwardly detailed 0_o

Aaanyways...That's pretty stupid. Sucks to be him

 

[Caligulove]

I like how he says it all could have been avoided by having a pee-bottle...
more like could have been avoided if you just went in the public bathroom, no matter all that stuff about how you "cant"

 

[Daxren]

that was such an epic fail...jesus christ how retarded is he?

 

[rokkolpo]

that's great.

he must have been so scared & desperate. he was lucky her roommate wasn't a guy.

 

[SantoUno]

OMFG that is just.... wow

 

[Hazz_11]

lol thats abit strange

 

[Quel0]

my favorite illustration is the one with the "wont dissolve!" mspainted terribly. He should put this into a pamphlet and distribute it in advocation of pee bottles.