You commit a crime...

[kalakashi]

"Pretty chill."

"Could you please elaborate?"

"Male."

"Any further?"

"Well, y'know. Just looked like a chill kinda guy. Pretty content. You know the type."

 

[DanDeFool]

White male, about average height. Wearing a charcoal gray suit, and had glasses and a fedora hat on over his ski mask. Armed with a Colt .44 Cobra and did the best damn Dirty Harry impression I've ever heard.

 

[HotFezz8]

A fuck off great tank.

I wouldn't get out! that would be silly...

 

[Daveman]

5'7"ish, I dunno he was wearing some thick shoes, but no socks. Unshaven but no coherent facial hair style, greasy hair, look like he didn't wash today and smelled of chavvy aftershave to cover that up. Short dark brown hair and dark brown eyes and a very pointy jaw. Was wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt and what may have been a twattish Trilby. Looked about 15 years old but kept shouting at me that he "really is 19, promise".

And that, officers, was the man who stole my heart.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

6'3" with an [HEADING=1]Epic Beard,[/HEADING] dark hair, and possibly wearing glasses.

It's not that epic, I've seen more epic beards.

O.T. about 5'9'' long haired git with a large green jacket and glasses. Didn't seem to notice the locked door he was walking into...

 

[BreakfastMan]

6'5 white male with broad shoulders and dark, dark brown hair, probably weighing in at 250 pounds. And sexy as all get out.

 

[Vilcus]

I'd probably never commit a crime, but this is just for fun.

"He look-a like a man." That's exactly what I hope the witness says, because then I'd get away without a hitch.

 

[Betancore]

Female, average height, ambiguously Asian, early twenties, dressed in black with loud music leaking from her earphones. That's probably the best they could come up with. I'm quite forgettable. And people often assume I'm a lot older than I really am.

 

[HotShooter]

Witnesses? What witnesses? Obviously you are not very professional if you are seen AND you let the viewers live to tell about it.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

6 Foot Male, looks like a teen. Brown hair, Brown-Green eyes. Wearing a Beatles/Sexual Innuendo Shirt.

 

[Mumonk]

I would either do it where there are no witnesses or I wouldn't do it. Got to plan ahead =)

 

[emeraldrafael]

He was wearing a rubber fat suit and a ski mask.

i would then cut out of the suit, burn it and go home, ski mask tucked safely in pocket.

No, seriously, thats what i would do. Fuck forensics. Lets give them a bit of a challenge, they think they're so smart.

 

[Shadowfaze]

"Dunno... he had a hood, and i last saw him running off, laughing like a nutter holding a stick with a politicians severed head on it."

 

[x434343]

6 foot even, long hair, clean shaven. Loaded to the teeth with weaponry and EMP charges.

 

[burningdragoon]

"You commit a crime..." I most certainly did not and I resent that accusation.

6'3" with an [HEADING=1]Epic Beard,[/HEADING] dark hair, and possibly wearing glasses.

If [HEADING=1]Epic Beard[/HEADING] was the description that got me caught, I would probably okay with it.


If I was dumb enough to dress the same way I always dress, it would probably go like this:

5'10" white male, scrawny, wearing a(n awesome) black baseball hat, black t-shirt, shorts, and a killer *choose one*[Batman,dragon,metal horns,Zelda] belt buckle.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

6'3", assumed to be male but hidden under a hooded cloak. Strong smell of burning flesh.