You discover that your significant other is a robot.

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Akytalusia

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i wouldn't have it any other way. if i'm going to be in a committed relationship with anyone, it's gonna be with a computer. so i'd already know, and they'd already know, and we would be fine.
 

Fuzzed

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So can I or can I not burst inside her without having to worry about aborting a half human half android creation?
 

Abomination

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If Archer has taught me anything it is that they have detachable vaginas for easy cleaning and they vibrate.

Does she have super strength? Impervious to most small arms fire? No need to breathe? I can see this situation being very advantageous.

I don't even want kids. Cyborg/android girlfriend sounds like an improvement all around.
 

iblis666

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lets see so she is indistinguishable from a normal human(at least externally and some what internally) so the tech that makes her up is extremely advanced and probably has a self repair and maintenance feature or permanent marker would be truly permanent.

So yes I'll stay with her and love her after all the closest thing to a girl friend is my laptop anyway and i love it but I would hope that she is of the humanoid cylon or armitage III variety of cyborg since egg banks and surrogate mothers can get expensive.
 

Xan Krieger

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I'm so unattractive even if she was programmed to love me no matter what she'd break up with me so then I'd take her body and tinker with it till it does something really cool.
 

Spinozaad

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So she's a sentient android, right? That kind of makes her "human". So I don't really see a problem.

Bonus points if her lady parts vibrate.
 

deanospimoni

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Knight Captain Kerr said:
They look exactly like a human down to the smallest detail.
If someone looks human down to the smallest detail, how are they not, by definition, human?
 

natster43

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I'd stay with them. As for telling them, depends entirely on how I think they would react to the information, but in the long run I would probably tell them.
 

braincore02

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I dunno about breaking up or not, but if she started to suspect it I'd just say she's a paranoid android, we'd chuckle, and have some tea.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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Sweet! I always wanted a robotic hand!

Obvious jokes aside, I'd stay with them and also let them know. Because if they're an android then we're both potentially part of something much bigger, the kind of standard cyberpunk conspiracy you often see. And if that's the case, I want to get the edge as quickly as possible.
 

Adultism

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Well someone probably has already made the Austin Powers joke that I instantly thought of when I looked at the title, which also happened to be my reply. Damn

But yeah I'd be happy to be single again probably.