You eat the Avatar above you!

[Z of the Na'vi]

Ugh, I'm going to need some mouthwash and a few shots of Jager before I even come close to consuming that. I'm sure it will taste like very strange music, human flesh, and steel cables.

Not usually what one thinks of when they go to eat something, but...what the hell.

*om*

 

[superbatranger]

Hmm, I wonder what you taste like grilled.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

But...I can't eat Edd! :O

 

[Best of the 3]

I'm loving this. I get a meal and a new coat.

 

[Impluse_101]

......*facepalm* No....no eyepatch...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Mm, rabbit. I think I'll make a soup.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Seriously?
That's all I get to eat this week?

Fuck...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Would you happen to be toxic by any chance?

 

[Best of the 3]

I think your last avatar would have tasted better.

 

[oppp7]

I'll eat around the eyepatch.

Good luck with mine.

 

[spartan1077]

It's already cut into pieces so easy to eat. Nom nom nom nomn om

 

[kikon9]

...I feel dirty...

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, that doesn't seem so bad.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Bah, cyborg noodles don't taste anything like regular noodles at all. >:/

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

*proceeds to hack up a hairball*

 

[xmbts]

I wonder if there are ethical entanglements about eating an animal smart enough to fly a spaceship. to save the world from a giant blob thing.

And also to be a ninja.(since she kind of is)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd turn her into this:

Spoiler

 

[TheDoctor455]

My... I do seem to be eating a lot of interplanetary delivery companies these days...
The stars must be right again... oh no... not quite... ah well.

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmm, constipation is imminent

 

[TheDoctor455]

Actually... eating you from the inside out is imminent.