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wfpdk

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i failed out of community college... twice. working on my third time as we speak.
 

Mydnyght

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FalloutJack said:
I fail at failing. Heh. Think about it.
You say that like it's a good thing. No offense, but what you said reminded me of this:

Anyway, throughout my current job, I've gotten TWO company vehicles wrecked. That was a few years ago, but still...
 
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I'm going to fail to stay up till 3am tonight to play Fallout NV at launch because I've been up since 5am so I could study and not fail the midterm I had today.
 

FalloutJack

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Mydnyght said:
FalloutJack said:
I fail at failing. Heh. Think about it.
You say that like it's a good thing. No offense, but what you said reminded me of this:

Anyway, throughout my current job, I've gotten TWO company vehicles wrecked. That was a few years ago, but still...
Well, mine WAS a double-negative, but still that is funny.
 

heavyarms

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i got lost in my hometown trying to take a shortcut amongst one-way streets. my hometown is about 30,000pop at most
 

Kapol

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I didn't apply for any scholarships even though I had a 4.0 GPA the year before, so that's a pretty big fail.

Another fair is I got lost for 3 hours on my way back from Walmart when I went to buy Rock Band 1 band bundle with a friend when it first came out. To be fair, I didn't know my way around the city I was in, I got cut-off before I could get to the exit I DID know and didn't know how to get back to it, and I got so far off off course that I ended up in another town.

In games, I failed when I respawned in Just Cause 2 and the MG I had spawned in the main character's groin area, pointing up. That was pretty funny though, especially when I shot the gun.
 

twaddle

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Snake Plissken said:
I don't fail. Ever. Failing is for losers. LOSERS! HAH!
Incomplete sentence
English fail!

I don't know if this is a fail or a win but i once got banned from a Target for drawing a trail of fake blood trailing from the womans restroom to the isle with tampons. it was in foot prints.
 

Cpu46

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Doctor VonSexMachine said:
I'm going to fail to stay up till 3am tonight to play Fallout NV at launch because I've been up since 5am so I could study and not fail the midterm I had today.
In the long term this will probably be a win.

OT: I failed the same college math class twice in one year and only passed it in summer school. I am studying engineering (Well, Engineering Technology now, its like engineering but with less math, much less math)
 

Athol

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In real life: Got fired for breaking an intercom panel with my fist

In games: MW2 hardcore match on Wasteland, I wasnt paying attention and dropped a Bombing Run on me and my team. (I had the map up, started to get shot at and hit A without checking D:)
 

badgersprite

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While staying in another country, I was riding down a hill on one of those big luggage carts. The kind that you see at airports. Anyway, I slipped off, fell onto the ground. I turned over, the cart hit my feet, and fell on top of me. The side pole on the cart slammed right into my nose, breaking it.

You know why it's such a huge fail? Because, in hindsight, there was a very easy way I could have avoided breaking my nose.

...ROLL TO THE GODDAMN SIDE!

Yeah. I'm kind of an idiot.
 
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Cpu46 said:
Doctor VonSexMachine said:
I'm going to fail to stay up till 3am tonight to play Fallout NV at launch because I've been up since 5am so I could study and not fail the midterm I had today.
In the long term this will probably be a win.

OT: I failed the same college math class twice in one year and only passed it in summer school. I am studying engineering (Well, Engineering Technology now, its like engineering but with less math, much less math)
Yup, especially because it was Transport Phenomena. What math did you fail?

ETA: I'm skipping two 4th year eng classes to play it tomorrow, though.
 

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twaddle said:
Snake Plissken said:
I don't fail. Ever. Failing is for losers. LOSERS! HAH!
Incomplete sentence
English fail!

I don't know if this is a fail or a win but i once got banned from a Target for drawing a trail of fake blood trailing from the womans restroom to the isle with tampons. it was in foot prints.
that sir, is most definately a win
 

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twaddle said:
Today i just got some of the worst news in my life. I found out that my college has denied me enrollment and i won't be able to go to the school i want until Fall of next year ( i was transferring to that school after i got my associates and go to the school in spring 2011.)

So fellow escapist, give one or some of your biggest fails. And since this is the escapist lest here some of your most spectacular fails in games too

edit: this does not have to be the thread of death and despair. Seriously give some humorous fails and game fails as well!
If it makes you feel any better, I've been in university for about... five weeks, and I've already decided that I hate it, I want to switch my major, and I want to be in a program that I'd have to transfer to another college for.

So that's kind of fail.
 

twaddle

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Aqualung said:
twaddle said:
Today i just got some of the worst news in my life. I found out that my college has denied me enrollment and i won't be able to go to the school i want until Fall of next year ( i was transferring to that school after i got my associates and go to the school in spring 2011.)

So fellow escapist, give one or some of your biggest fails. And since this is the escapist lest here some of your most spectacular fails in games too

edit: this does not have to be the thread of death and despair. Seriously give some humorous fails and game fails as well!
If it makes you feel any better, I've been in university for about... five weeks, and I've already decided that I hate it, I want to switch my major, and I want to be in a program that I'd have to transfer to another college for.

So that's kind of fail.
your condolences are deeply appreciated my friend
 

Enerfor

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I spent three years trying to toilet train my cat I thoght I did it...the next morning there was cat piss on the stove.
 

SimuLord

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I'm divorced. I fail at being a husband (well OK, more like she failed at being a wife, and said as much when she left me, but still.)