You FAIL!!

[twaddle]

/thread

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I once dressed up as a Dragon Ball Z character and went into a comic shop in broad daylight.

Oooh. Akward.

Lets see. I once tried to get a date with a girl by faking a heart attack. I got cpr from some older dude.

 

[Ensiferum]

Once when going to buy something from a specific store I first walked into the wrong stores three times without realizing it. It helps to read the giant sign overhead.

 

[Cpu46]

I'm going to fail to stay up till 3am tonight to play Fallout NV at launch because I've been up since 5am so I could study and not fail the midterm I had today.

In the long term this will probably be a win.

OT: I failed the same college math class twice in one year and only passed it in summer school. I am studying engineering (Well, Engineering Technology now, its like engineering but with less math, much less math)

Yup, especially because it was Transport Phenomena. What math did you fail?

ETA: I'm skipping two 4th year eng classes to play it tomorrow, though.

College level algebra and trig. One of my friends, who is a friggin genius, says that its actually one of the harder math classes due to the fact it covers more topics than the later calculus classes.

And who needs english when you are learning skills like how to survive in the wasteland and Mutant head removal 101?

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

I joined the Yu-gi-oh club, thinking that there would be no one there, so me and my friends could hang out, I was wrong.....

 

[Dublin Solo]

I don't fail. Ever. Failing is for losers. LOSERS! HAH!

Incomplete sentence
English fail!

I don't know if this is a fail or a win but i once got banned from a Target for drawing a trail of fake blood trailing from the womans restroom to the isle with tampons. it was in foot prints.

I'm very curious. What did you use? Actual blood, paint, ketchup?

 

[Duck Sandwich]

The worst fail of my life would be not having put my car insurance slip in my car after getting it in the mail, and not replacing my license plate sticker before it expired. And failing to do both before getting a speeding ticket.

Another one, which happens way more often than it should, would be getting pretty much curbstomped in Brazilian Jiujitsu rolling (practice/sparring) against people who only have a few weeks of experience, despite me having trained for about 2 years.

And a fail quote from me "I was wondering if you'd like to go out to lunch sometime.....with me." (As if I actually needed to clarify that sentence with the last two words)

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I had wing sauce on my hands and had the genius idea to wipe my eyes, burns like fuck.

 

[twaddle]

I don't fail. Ever. Failing is for losers. LOSERS! HAH!

Incomplete sentence
English fail!

I don't know if this is a fail or a win but i once got banned from a Target for drawing a trail of fake blood trailing from the womans restroom to the isle with tampons. it was in foot prints.

I'm very curious. What did you use? Actual blood, paint, ketchup?

well it was near the halloween, so I had fake blood made from that corn syrup stuff. I actually went and bought the stuff so they couldn't arrest me for anything really, guess that's why the did not call police. i squirted a puddle on he floor and made foot steps leading all the way to the aisle with the tampax. I was banned from the store but I made the day of quite a few of the employees. Even the guy cleaning up the mess since it was not that bad was snickering like a hyena

 

[tomtom94]

I got caught masturbating by some of my friends.

They pledged to keep it a secret.
Well, all except one.