"You filthy slob! What the hell is that stain?!" Show off your desks!

[Fiskmasen]

So I'm extremely bored, and figured this would make a mildly entertaining thread. Let's show off our work setups! Also, don't forget to complain about poorly hidden cables and general deskclutter - that's what these kind of threads are all about, when it comes down to it.

Without further ado, I present to you my extremely untidy desk (in my defense I'm currently cramming for an upcoming exam, so it's usually not like this):

[http://i.imgur.com/E5wet.jpg]

Don't be shy now, fellow forum-frequenters, show off your horribly lit man-caves! I'm sure yours are much more interesting than mine.

 

[Darknacht]

OMG you have like 2 whole piles of stuff on your desk. How do you find ANYTHING!!!

 

[Fiskmasen]

OMG you have like 2 whole piles of stuff on your desk. How do you find ANYTHING!!!

It's a quite harrowing experience actually. Sort of like traversing a dark tunnel without ever seeing the light at the end of it. I appreciate your support, though.

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

Do you have some mad OCD? Your desk is practically immaculate.
Apologies for shitty quality. It's not quite near the necessity for it to be cleaned just yet...

 

[kittii-chan 300]

my desk is an unmade bed, a laptop, a pile of cds and me. (clothing may vary or be non-existent)
i has no pics.

 

[Fiskmasen]

my desk is an unmade bed, a laptop, a pile of cds and me. (clothing may vary or be non-existent)
i has no pics.

Don't be such a tease.

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

Your desk... it's so neat and tidy!
Huh, I'm actually in desperate need of a brand new laptop. And desk. I will most definitely be swinging over to IKEA for the latter.

x

 

[Fiskmasen]

Do you have some mad OCD? Your desk is practically immaculate.
Apologies for shitty quality. It's not quite near the necessity for it to be cleaned just yet...

Any crimes you commit will forever be forgiven, all thanks to your The Pacific and Band of Brothers box-sets.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

my desk is an unmade bed, a laptop, a pile of cds and me. (clothing may vary or be non-existent)
i has no pics.

Don't be such a tease.

what its true...
also i do have a picture (taken by a freind)(not on my computer) where i was sleeping like that but i had a laptop on my face with a guitar and amp covering my 'bad parts' and loads of tab sheets every where...

EDIT: i forgot to mention the guitar in the previous post... yes i sleep with a guitar shut up... your probably just jealous that i can play a really slow version of dueling banjos in my sleep! hmph!

 

[Simskiller]

I'm so tempted to go find a camera that works so I can put OP's desk to shame and show what a really messy desk is.

 

[kebab4you]

Sure, my desktop is full with small unnecessary stuff so why not, needs a new table also since it´s hard to fit 3 monitors on this one:

Spoiler: to lazy to remove time tag

 

[TheKramers]

My desk consists of a round table in the corner of my apartment strewn with papers I have no room anywhere else for, two rubik's cubes, an owl doll, a tissue box, a clear container that used to house an afterglow controller but currently contains a lot of spare change,a collection of about 40 pennies older than 1984 (because they're 95% copper, but still not worth much at all, only about 2.8 cents each I did find a silver quarter yesterday though) and some checkbooks.

Adjacent to the table is a flat piece of wood designed to be a shelf in a close that I have laid across the top of two chairs to create a flat surface for me to lay my schoolbooks on so I can have my book in a suitable place to read t while I do the work in it on my computer. On his piece of wood is my laptop, a pen, a paystub, an official legal notice saying I have to pay my speeding ticket(I paid it, at the cost of not being able to afford to eat for a while), 3 quarters, my cell phone that is currently out of minutes, and a 4GB USB flash drive that contains all my schoolwork.

 

[Roper]

Well if you want to see messy....

In my mind its an organised mess.

 

[Fiskmasen]

Well if you want to see messy....

-snip-

In my mind its an organised mess.

My Little Pony collection? I don't know if I should laugh or call the authorities.

 

[dalek sec]

I have to admit, mine's pretty bland so there's not alot to see on it. It's pretty much the keyboad, mouse, monitor, lamp and a bunch of stuff I put on there to make it look cool. Please try not to laugh too much at it. D:

I told you all it's very bland, everyone else so far seem's to have massive monintors compaired to mine for some reason. So what does everyone think about it?

 

[Fiskmasen]

-snip-

Looking at that picture all I want to know is... Who keeps a bottle of Tabasco on their desk? I mean, what could you possibly use it for there, instead of in the kitchen?

 

[kebab4you]

-snip-

Looking at that picture all I want to know is... Who keeps a bottle of Tabasco on their desk? I mean, what could you possibly use it for there, instead of in the kitchen?

Clearly don't know how to have fun in the middle of the night when you´re alone. :3

 

[Roper]

Well if you want to see messy....

-snip-

In my mind its an organised mess.

My Little Pony collection? I don't know if I should laugh or call the authorities.

We all have our little collections

 

[Gaiseric]

Holy crap OP if you call that untidy than you would freak out if you saw my room!

Also I don't have a desk. My room is far too small to have one(if I want to be able to move at all anyway)...