You Find a Deathnote...

[Blend]

Here's what I'd write if I found a deathnote.

Blend 12:01 pm GMT 1/1/2100 Brain ruptures as experiencing a moment of complete perfection due to being crushed beneath a giant bag of his money while making rampant monkey sex with the FuckR3000 (it's the future so I'll probably just go with it)

Then I'll go about living the 90 years of indestructible life I've got left.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Burn the fucking thing with a flamethrower. Slippery slope and all that.

 

[DSK-]

I'd burn it. Hopefully it wouldn't re-appear before me again after that.

 

[Blydden]

Yep, time to be Light the II! Kill the criminals!

 

[sycoesis]

first i would re anylize my entire existance after i test it then i would go the kira rout but useing accidents instead of heart attacks to buy more time i would get the eyes i would then procede with ridding the world of all religious figures along side the criminals and when im done probably write my own name in the damned thing to see what happens

 

[dancinginfernal]

Burn it.

Power is the oldest tool of corruption, and nobody deserves power like that.

 

[tehbeard]

Use it and get revenge on Clegg.

 

[Mr. Google]

id kill my girl friends annoying ex and then go on with life making it seem like an accident so she didnt blame me and get mad at me. actually id probably just not use it at all

 

[Cerridwen]

I cast Flame Arrow without even picking it up first. No point in taking chances.

 

[Ampersand]

I already make a much more effective god of death without having to check grammar and spelling.

 

[Zanakanishi]

One thing I don't understand.. why is everyone so worried about being corrupt or it being evil etc.. I mean.. with all that power the world is at your feet.. you could have everything (and everyone you wanted if you used it correctly

 

[EeveeElectro]

The first name I write would be the prick that lives with us. A very gruesome way too.
Then I'd write a couple more names and leave it.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Be Kira.

Seriously, the world is rotten, but I think I'd be more like Mikami Teru than Light Yagami. I'm much more harsh to judge people. While Laziness, I can forgive, insolence and being a general unlikable mega twat might earn you cardiac arrest 40 seconds later.

Calumon: Ummm... Trade for cake?

 

[Paksenarrion]

1.Find Death Note
2.Mistake it for Twilight Journal
3.???
4.Profit