You Find a Nuke in your Backyard.. What do You do with it?

[tthor]

Lets say you randomly find a nuke in your backyard (if yur one of those uptight people who need an explaination of why theres a nuke in your backyard.. lets say superman flew by and pooped it out =3 [a cookie for anyone who gets that reference])
what would you do with it? you could launch it, you could sell it, you could do whatever you like with it :3. get creative

personally, i would put it in my livingroom as furnature, just to freak people out when they come in and see i have a nuke 8)

 

[Insanum]

Ebay.

 

[RedPandaMan]

Call the FBI, sell it to them, and live easy for a few years.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I would sell it to the highest bidder, depending on tonnage.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Give it to Godzilla.

(Its all part of my world domination plan)

 

[Shock and Awe]

Take a quick trip to where North Korea keeps all their nukes and set the sucker off.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

I'd let it sit there and not tell anyone about it.

 

[thiosk]

build a town around it, start a cult, and offer visitors the choice of setting it off or diffusing it.

 

[Fithakk]

Build a city around it!
Megaton Mk II

 

[megapenguinx]

I would wonder how he got there and probably let him stay the night until I got him a flight back home.

 

[Emphraim]

Sell it. I could use the money.

build a town around it, start a cult, and offer visitors the choice of setting it off or diffusing it.

Or this. Just have to be careful to not become another Confessor Cromwell.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Could I find a way to use the radiation to mutate my body and get powers like from Bioshock or InFamous? I'll sell the rest when I have my powers and get myself a new TV.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Modify it. I would take out all the explosives and fill it up with snakes (you know, those things you put in a jar and when you open the jar, they pop out). Then I would put in my plane, fly above the White House and drop it. I think you can see where I'm going with this.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Pick it up and see how far I can throw it.

 

[Agarth]

Get everyone in the world I hate to go to an island to throw a party. After the party has gone on for a while I detonate the nuke.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would go back inside and watch TV.

 

[Devil's Due]

Tell the police, become nation hero!

 

[lizards]

i would put it on my front yard, make a coy pond and put it in the middle (as long as its not leeking)