You Find a Nuke in your Backyard.. What do You do with it?

[Ithos]

sell it to the japanese. see what happens.

 

[Timotei]

Wonder when the hell did I get a backyard..

And dear god, I hope Neonbob finds this thread.

we all know his answer... but he HAS to find it

Though knowing him he might post something completely different than what we expect.

 

[Ravenclanner]

Not touch it and call the government quicker than a hiccup. I so don't want that in my backyard.

Agreed. All the people who claim they would sell it to the highest bidder can enjoy the sure to quickly follow completely justified government intervention. I am grateful that this thread isnt what I feared it would be, which is "Drop it on China, screw them!"

 

[LeonLethality]

Wonder when the hell did I get a backyard..

And dear god, I hope Neonbob finds this thread.

we all know his answer... but he HAS to find it

Though knowing him he might post something completely different than what we expect.

actually that was going to be in my post my original was "we all know his answer... but knowing him he will throw us off completely" but I revised it so yeah you got the idea

 

[BrownGaijin]

It wasn't no atom bomb, it's just an old crapper tank [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F324755_oA&feature=related].

Seriously though, I would call the Nuclear Emergency Support Team and have them haul it out (man am I aching for some Modern Warfare).

 

[LuntiX]

I raise my explosives skill to 50 and attempt to disarm it.

Fallout 3 Megaton Nuke reference anyone?

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Start hitting the pointy end with a mallet to see when it goes off (more cookies for loopy ref).

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart
In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do

 

[Accountfailed]

put it aside with the rest of the doomsday devices.

 

[jobobob]

I would wrap in in tinfoil put a target on it get the damn neighbor kid to shoot at it, then haul ass.

 

[Mr Companion]

Sell it on the black market to the highest bidder.

Just kidding, I would be boring and report it to the authorities.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Demand that the nations of the world to give me:

Spoiler

Yeah not very original. But

Spoiler

100 Billion Dollars

can help me think.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

I would accept the bribe to blow it up, then tell the town sheriff, then go to Tenpenny Tower and kill the guy on the top floor.

 

[Klarinette]

Get rid of that shit for a really good price. I wouldn't want to keep it around just in case things start breaking down or leaking, causing me to lose my hair... or skin.

 

[Neosage]

I just want to set the world on fire
I don't want to start
A flame in your heart
In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do

There ya go Root, I went all nice and fixed it for you. Thing is I actually thought those were the lyrics at one point...

 

[paragon1]

I would use it to free the oppressed people of Australia. No one should have to deal with a Left 4 Dead Two without dismemberment.

 

[Malcheior Sveth]

Build a city around it!
Megaton Mk II

Detonate it and get a nice apartment.

 

[Erana]

I would go get some coffee with it-
Wait, we aren't talking about NewC, are we?

In that case, I'd just call the police.