You Find a Nuke in your Backyard.. What do You do with it?

[Sparecash]

Well considering I don't own a missile silo or the expertise to do anything with it... i'd call the government

 

[Daedalus1942]

Lets say you randomly find a nuke in your backyard (if yur one of those uptight people who need an explaination of why theres a nuke in your backyard.. lets say superman flew by and pooped it out =3 [a cookie for anyone who gets that reference])
what would you do with it? you could launch it, you could sell it, you could do whatever you like with it :3. get creative

personally, i would put it in my livingroom as furnature, just to freak people out when they come in and see i have a nuke 8)

Detonate it! Screw you, Megaton!

 

[Daedalus1942]

I just want to set the world on fire
I don't want to start
A flame in your heart
In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do

There ya go Root, I went all nice and fixed it for you. Thing is I actually thought those were the lyrics at one point...

ahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Icehearted]

Call the press and make them watch me smack it with a sledgehammer to see if they're really as "stable" as people say.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Give it to Godzilla.

(Its all part of my world domination plan)

Wouldn't he just eat it?

 

[Skeleon]

To be honest, I'd probably tell the authorities because I'd be afraid it might detonate.

But this thread is mostly in good fun, I guess, so I'd... nuke... uhm...
Yeah, I know, I'd nuke the English Channel so the tectonic plates break apart and Great Britain moves further towards America.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Give it to Godzilla.

(Its all part of my world domination plan)

Wouldn't he just eat it?

Either way the world goes boom

 

[Jamous]

Make a damn freaking sculpture. It would be AWESOME.

 

[alimarin]

mount a brahmin head on the end of it and call it 'mad cow disease'

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Hit it with a hammer and hope for the best.

 

[skeliton112]

Launch at USA and frame Russia.

 

[D.C.]

I would jump upon it with a trusty spanner and start hitting it in the wild hope of disarming it.

I would use it to free the oppressed people of Australia. No one should have to deal with a Left 4 Dead Two without dismemberment.

This is also a viable, and noble idea.

 

[Viper1265]

Haul it off to some remote uninhabited island and enjoy the fireworks

Spoiler: BOOM!

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I'd keep it just so I can have a WMD to call my own. I've always wanted one.

If I had two I might threaten to set them off in Isreal and Palestine if the two of them can't stop bickering and learn to share (I know that's both a heavy reation to their problems, but it's the sort of thing that's never been tried before and it can't be worse than leting them continue how they are ).

 

[kahlzun]

Press The Red Button. Repeatedly.

 

[Vern]

Shoot it. I can't wait to see the look on my neighbors faces.

 

[Booze Zombie]

*Konk* *Konk* *Konk*

 

[MetaKnight19]

Keep it under my bed until I am forced to use it

 

[Dunn159]

Kick it!