George Lucas. I respect his talent as a filmmaker, but I just want to kick him in the shin for putting those damn teddy bears in Return of the Jedi. Then slap him in the face three times in the face for Howard the Duck. Then punch him in the gut for putting Jar-Jar and flippin' Jake Lloyd in Episode 1.
I'd then ask him to sign my laserdisc cover of American Graffiti.
First toy you remember buying?