You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[rockytheboxer]

I say George W. Bush, in the mouth, because I want to knock that stupid smirk off his simultaneously pompous and stupid face.

 

[Swaki]

George Washington, LONG LIVE KING GEORGE.

 

[FranzTyphid]

I love these threads
OT:It would be gordon ramsey, i dont hate him but his face just looks so punch-able

 

[Cherry Cola]

Heather Graham.

I'd hit that. [sub]Get it? GET IT!?[/sub]

 

[EeveeElectro]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

 

[Swaki]

I love these threads
OT:It would be gordon ramsey, i dont hate him but his face just looks so punch-able

had to google him, but, my, thats the most punchable face i have ever seen, and it actually looks like it would be comfortable punching him.

 

[nathan-dts]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

 

[Flishiz]

I'd have to go with Reagan. So much of America's problems can be traced back to his administration. Only problem is even if I could get one square in the jaw, he wouldn't remember it within an hour.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Pharaoh Ramses. Just because.

 

[Koeryn]

"Like, I totally bushwacked Abe Lincoln."

20 cookies to anyone who catches that ref.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

The worlds first man, then say "Remember that. It's called a punch."

 

[C117]

Jesus. It would just be so awsome.

 

[HollywoodH17]

I'd wait till someone had knocked out Mike Tyson, then punch him in the face while he's down. Just to say that I punched-out Mike Tyson.

 

[FranzTyphid]

I love these threads
OT:It would be gordon ramsey, i dont hate him but his face just looks so punch-able

had to google him, but, my, thats the most punchable face i have ever seen, and it actually looks like it would be comfortable punching him.

It looks like the michelen man
http://www.goodlogo.com/images/logos/michelin_logo_2369.gif

 

[muckinscavitch]

The leader of the Knights Templar. Those guys were some serious A-holes. They were essentially vikings/mongols but claimed their work in the name of god. It went like this:

Scream "In the name of god!", ransack the town, steal their goods, perhaps have your way with their women, rince and repeat.

Sounds like the viking/mongol formula to me, just with "In the name of god!" thrown in there.

 

[rockytheboxer]

The leader of the Knights Templar. Those guys were some serious A-holes. They were essentially vikings/mongols but claimed their work in the name of god. It went like this:

Scream "In the name of god!", ransack the town, steal their goods, perhaps have your way with their women, rince and repeat.

Sounds like the viking/mongol formula to me, just with "In the name of god!" thrown in there.

The Vikings at least would shout, "For BEER!" Or whatever. Vikings are awesome.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Michael Atkinson. I'm not Australian, but he still deserves it.

 

[rokkolpo]

no-one.

don't feel the need.