You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[TheEvilCheese]

The jahovahs witnesses that keep coming to my door.
Seriously, I dont care what you believe but stop force-feeding me these leaflets.

 

[Creepybard]

Yahtzee. I dont have any problem with him, he doesnt look punchable, i just think it would be really, REALLY fun for like, half a second

 

[HK_01]

Emperor William the Second for being an idiot and destroying everything his father and Bismarck had worked for. I'd just punch him in the face, nothing special.

 

[thahat]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

is that the woman that wrote twilight?
if yes, il join you for a double whammy in her face XD

 

[thahat]

I woulkd say, hitler, but he gets a pineapple in the arse every day anyway (1 free internet for anyone who gets the obvious reference)

So I'm gonna go with Robert Pattinson. He's stealing everybodys girlfriends!! DX<

little nicky!

 

[Betancore]

L Ron Hubbard or Sarah Palin. Tough call. Probably Hubbard. Creating a bullshit religion, brainwashing so many people, lying to his followers, writing sinfully bad science fiction...and that's just some of the stuff he's done.

 

[thahat]

Stalin. Hitler was fucking insane, and he represents the terror of the illogical. Stalin however is much worse, he represents the terror of the rational. Kind of like the Borg.

damn man that's like punching me in the face XD -doest like what the man did, but he did not have a lot of choises realy... so jeah id have prolly done the same or something in that extent if i were him-

 

[RatRace123]

L. Ron Hubbard...'s mother. In the gut, whilst pregnant.

A science fiction writer is not a prophet. And he wasn't even a good science fiction writer either.

 

[Queen Michael]

Sarah Silverman, she is just the quintessential example of people that annoy me.

This guy Rednog. Now, don't misunderstand me here, I'm sure Rednog's a peachy person, I've got nothing against him, but I'd have to do it in order to save Sarah Silverman.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

I'd punch God. Y'know...just to see what happened...

 

[Nouw]

Hitler, just to snap the sense into him.

 

[captaincabbage]

I woulkd say, hitler, but he gets a pineapple in the arse every day anyway (1 free internet for anyone who gets the obvious reference)

So I'm gonna go with Robert Pattinson. He's stealing everybodys girlfriends!! DX<

little nicky!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I'd punch Fred Fuchs in the face. Why? Why not.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

The guy who killed Ghandi. But I wouldn't just punch him. I better not continue, I'll get banned if I say what I want to say

Heh.

OT: Offer Shlomi. Sorry, "Vince Offer". Why? Because he's a sham. Wow.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Joseph Raymond McCarthy

 

[SeriousIssues]

L. Ron Hubbard...'s mother. In the gut, whilst pregnant.

A science fiction writer is not a prophet. And he wasn't even a good science fiction writer either.

Y'know, that would probably be the think that screwed him up in the first place.
Somebody punching out his mom's uterus.

I'd probably choose Justin Bieber.
I couldn't think of anything better than the generic Bieber response, but hey. He deserves it.

 

[DSK-]

Tony Blair. His government stated that the MMR jab was safe, and yet when my (then) baby brother took it he never talked until 2 years later and at that time he was diagnosed with ADHD. Before he had it he said "dadada", "sssssss" and "Kelly good girl".

I'd gladly punch that man. I personally believe that it overloaded my brothers immune system and made him the way his today. Why is the MMR jab put into one? because it's cheaper. You can have them done seperately but it costs £100 a pop (or so it was).

 

[Thedayrecker]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fausto_Veranzio#Veranzio.27s_parachute

Fausto Veranzio

I would've been waiting for him at the bottom of Venice tower, and while he was lieing there, holding his thigh in pain--BAM! Straight shot to the face.

 

[CobraX]

Hitler. There are medical records that say that while serving the German military in World War 1, Hitler was shot in the balls and as a result lost one of his nuts. I would teleport to the moment in time where Hitler was shot in the balls and then punch him in the balls. Imagine the pain of the punch combined with the pain and the bullet. Even If those medical records turn out be false I would still pick Hitler. I'd punch him and tell him to shave that stupid stache.