You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[Tharwen]

The very next person to Autotune a song. Hopefully that would stop it being released.

 

[Communist partisan]

George W Bush I wanna pummel hes face to shit, cos' he was SOOOOOOO forced to destroy the balance of my home contry only cos' he probably didin't have anything else to do...

 

[Johnteerules]

Michael Bay for ruining transformers with those two pieces of shit he calls movies

 

[captainwillies]

James Randi

 

[Loonerinoes]

Very nice thread specification.

As for me, I would go back in time to the moment when Adam Smith, the father of modern economics, has scribbled out his vision of "Individual competition can only bolster the standards of the community, so every man for himself gentlemen for it can do us no harm!" completely ignoring how it would breed feelings of elitism, self-entitlement and fuel the lust for power to newer heights that are still felt today around the globe.

At the exact moment when he would write that down and start patting himself on the back, I'd teleport in, BITCHSLAP him silly while proclaiming the following words in the exact same manner so as to make it clear to him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY&feature=player_embedded

 

[Joeshmoe5]

UHH Hitelr. Kinda becuase he's the most evil bastard in history

 

[godofallu]

Chuck norris just to see what would happen to me

I've hit him. Swear to god.

Oh any my pick would be those guys from MST3K, and of course rifftracks. God those voices are so annoying and the jokes are terrible.

 

[SteakHeart]

The leader of the Knights Templar. Those guys were some serious A-holes. They were essentially vikings/mongols but claimed their work in the name of god. It went like this:

Scream "In the name of god!", ransack the town, steal their goods, perhaps have your way with their women, rince and repeat.

Sounds like the viking/mongol formula to me, just with "In the name of god!" thrown in there.

IN THE NAME OF GOD! *Pawnch*

OT: Edgar Allen Poe, in the middle of the night, straight in the base of the spine. Just to see if I could mess him up further.

 

[SimuLord]

Sigmund Freud, right on the soft spot while he was still a baby. That bastard's been responsible for more violations of the human rights of the "slightly off" than any man in history not named Adolf Hitler.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I would punch Kublai Khan.

The fucker ordered an invasion of Japan, by cavalry forces, sending them across a 700 kilometer section of open sea in bloody riverboats during typhoon season.

 

[Fbuh]

Jesus. It would just be so awsome.

And he'd forgive you for it.

All jokes aside-who am I kidding? I'd totally pop King Henry in the mouth and say "Don't taze your wives, bro!"

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

Hitler, I mean how many people could say they punched Hitler in the mouth? And he has it coming.

 

[blankedboy]

No-one. I'm pacifist.

Any pacifist

Anyway, I'm going with the most obvious answer, MICHAEL FUCKING ATKINSON.

 

[Danzaivar]

Genghis Khan. I like the fella and all but 'I punched Genghis Khan in the FACE' is one hell of a boast.

 

[Ekonk]

Stalin. Hitler was fucking insane, and he represents the terror of the illogical. Stalin however is much worse, he represents the terror of the rational. Kind of like the Borg.

 

[Lust]

I'd punch Diogenes of Sinope...............square on the chin..

...........for being more lazier than me.

 

[captaincabbage]

I woulkd say, hitler, but he gets a pineapple in the arse every day anyway (1 free internet for anyone who gets the obvious reference)

So I'm gonna go with Robert Pattinson. He's stealing everybodys girlfriends!! DX<