You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[brtshstel]

Any political pundit's mother (whom which has a radio or TV show) while she carried him/her in the womb. This does not include those who do it for comedic purposes: such as Steven Colbert and John Stewart.

This would include the mothers of: Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Michael Moore.

I have my political views and so do you. Don't force them onto me and then call me socialist/ignorant/evil for not agreeing with you 100%

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

SNIP

Same answer I always give in these threads. The person creating them, in the stomach & for creating hateful threads

 

[Vimbert]

I punch Mao Zedong in the face. From pictures, it looks like he had a very punchable face.

 

[Jesus Phish]

Sarah Silverman, she is just the quintessential example of people that annoy me.

Enjoy the following scene from Way of the Gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9fbIFMAIrQ

Me, I'd punch whoever came up with Quick Time Events.

 

[Napalm_Man]

Alexander the great, can you imagine how cool it would be to say "I beat up a guy who concurred half the known world"?

 

[Double A]

The current Pope.

So I could say I beat up Darth Sidious.

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

Oooooh...

I'm gonna go with King Charles I of England, mainly due to his hapless management of the country which ultimately resulted in the only real Civil War it has ever known.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Probably Achilles, especially if it knocked him out. Seriously, how awesome would it be to say you beat up history's greatest warrior?
(yes, that's an opinion and he's likely fictional, but it'd still be awesome)

 

[brtshstel]

I would punch Lee Harvey Oswald before the motorcade turned the corner. Regardless if it was a conspiracy or not, it's a win win situation.

If Oswald was the sole gunman, JFK would still have lived and things would be a little better in the 1960s.

If Oswald wasn't the lone gunman and there was a guy on the grassy knoll, then people would know about it and there would be more irrefutable facts and less mystery.

Personally, I think Kennedy was the best president the US ever had, and if not then he had the potential to do so. He's not Obama; he actually brought change and not didn't just run his mouth about it and get a Peace Prize for nothing.

 

[Brad Shepard]

The guy who made World of Warcraft for wasting millions of people's lifes

 

[Aardvark Soup]

I'd hit the assasin of archduke Franz Ferdinand right before he was going to shoot, effectively preventing two world wars (at least, I hope so).

 

[n00beffect]

Hitler or the guy who imposed religion.

 

[Blade Chunk]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

Nah Genghis Khan had twenty million dead over his life time. I'd deck him, mostly because decking Hitler is like hitting a school kid. Decking Khan is like a free shot not only at humanities biggest dick, but him being one of the most deadly warriors of his day.

Hitler was a failed painter with dreamy eyes for blond haired, blue eyed men six feet tall or taller. Suuuuuper.

I know he may have not killed the most amount of innocent people ever, but he killed millions in modern times when people weren't savages.

There we many civilized people killed by Khan back then.
And there will never be a time there will not be savages. The thing is accepting savages for what evil, violence driven psychotics they are without worrying about being PC and tap dancing around just standing up and calling them a genocidal douche.

 

[RatRace123]

You know who I would punch?

The guy that decided to invent the Snuggie.

Seriously. Just put on a fucking jacket.

This, sooo much this. The person is making money off a freakin' blanket with sleeves!!! Just cover yourself with a goddam blanket, suck it up and stick your arms out when you want some cheetoes. Save the 20 dollars for something better.

 

[Chummychanga]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

 

[vodkainferno]

I'm going out on a limp, and say one of the kids that beated me up in kindergarten.

 

[happyvampyre]

Prince Leopold II of Belgium. Sick bastard that did terrible things to basically all of Congo, including genocide. And he was royalty! Yay for a lineage of peasants!

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Gandhi.

Cookie to the folks that get it.