You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[halfeclipse]

Gary Thuerk. For those of you who don't know, he's the jerk who invented email spam.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Stephanie Meyer on whatever hand she writes with.

Try writing Twilight now, *****.

Gary Thuerk. For those of you who don't know, he's the jerk who invented email spam.

Also this guy. (Thuerk, that is.)

 

[slowpoke999]

I'D FALCON PAUNCH OBAMAS MOTEHR WHILE SHES PREGANT FOR IRORNY!

More intelligently though I'd train my right arm for six weeks and punch Michael Atkinson right in the heart, it will either turn it pure somehow or kill him, either way.

Or I would punch Steve Jobs face with spikes knuckle dusters with the spikes the same distance apart as a human eye, for extra irony.

 

[Satin6T]

All of them
I'm coming for you soon!
except for clint eastwood
he could break me

 

[Snotnarok]

George Bush, need I say more? I think not.

 

[The_Graff]

close call. either henry the eigth, napolean bonaparte, or george washington. all of them in the balls, preferably with sufficent force to rearrange some anatomy.

 

[ECasThat]

The guy that assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria,
if he didn't died then ww1 would not have happened.

 

[Music Mole]

The leader of the Knights Templar. Those guys were some serious A-holes. They were essentially vikings/mongols but claimed their work in the name of god. It went like this:

Scream "In the name of god!", ransack the town, steal their goods, perhaps have your way with their women, rince and repeat.

Sounds like the viking/mongol formula to me, just with "In the name of god!" thrown in there.

Vikings on the other hand didn't destroy 200 years of Human development.

 

[Blade Chunk]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

Nah Genghis Khan had twenty million dead over his life time. I'd deck him, mostly because decking Hitler is like hitting a school kid. Decking Khan is like a free shot not only at humanities biggest dick, but him being one of the most deadly warriors of his day.

Hitler was a failed painter with dreamy eyes for blond haired, blue eyed men six feet tall or taller. Suuuuuper.

 

[Koeryn]

"Like, I totally bushwacked Abe Lincoln."

20 cookies to anyone who catches that ref.

"I would fight ghandi"
I do believe its the same movie

"Take that, Jesus! Who's the Messiah now?" =p I can't find the Ghandi qoute.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Hmmm, well, it would be a major toss-up between my ex-fiancee's mother and Glenn Beck's mother. In either case, I'd punch them in the guts hard enough to cause a miscarriage.

 

[brunothepig]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

This made me laugh. Thankyou. Me? I'd go for Michael Atkinson of course. Probably the testicular region, for maximum hurt.

 

[rockytheboxer]

I thought of another guy: Mark David Chapman.

 

[historybuff]

Vlad the Impaler. What a jerk.

 

[dfcrackhead]

I would punch Genghis Kahn in the nads and run. Just for shits and giggles.

 

[General Ken8]

Ryan Seacrest, right in the balls, just because I hate him

 

[nathan-dts]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

Nah Genghis Khan had twenty million dead over his life time. I'd deck him, mostly because decking Hitler is like hitting a school kid. Decking Khan is like a free shot not only at humanities biggest dick, but him being one of the most deadly warriors of his day.

Hitler was a failed painter with dreamy eyes for blond haired, blue eyed men six feet tall or taller. Suuuuuper.

I know he may have not killed the most amount of innocent people ever, but he killed millions in modern times when people weren't savages.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Spartacus. Just for shits and lolz.

 

[JakBandit2208]

Lady Gaga. In the junk. just to see if she is a man, no other reason