You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[person2]

I'd hit Kevin Rudd while he's bearing that smug nerdy smirk. My reason? Because he's, well

It wouldn't matter which politician it was, you still wouldn't be happy.. People just like to complain for the sake of it..at least Kevin Rudd doesn't go out and brain wash people to go out and kill innocent people like Hitler did! Yes Hitler should haven't even been born into this world..

 

[Pegghead]

I'd hit Kevin Rudd while he's bearing that smug nerdy smirk. My reason? Because he's, well

It wouldn't matter which politician it was, you still wouldn't be happy.. People just like to complain for the sake of it..at least Kevin Rudd doesn't go out and brain wash people to go out and kill innocent people like Hitler did! Yes Hitler should haven't even been born into this world..

Mate it's a joke thread, sure he's not the worst person in existence, he just has that persona which makes you want to hurl an uppercut right into his jaw whenever you see him. Comparing a joke statement about wanting to sock it to K Rudd to Hitler and brainwashing initiations is going a wee bit too far.

 

[Gather]

My mother... While she was pregnant with me (You know the punch);

Just to see what happens (Then again, would I have the stomach for it?)

 

[Wardnath]

Stephen Conroy.

Especially after this: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1034842/internet-without-laws-a-recipe-for-anarchy

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Mark Pincus, for royally FUBAR-ing up my MM bracket. As for where I'd punch him...

 

[Cody211282]

Che Guevara or Bono

 

[Guttural Engagement]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

Your my hero.
OT: I'd punch the sun (Yes, the sun). In the year 420 on April 20th. Why???, just because.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Norman Borlaug (look him up) because I want to know how the greatest man in history takes a punch.

 

[ethaninja]

Jonas Brothers. Short Stack. The Fag that plays the Fag in Twilight

In the balls.. oh wait a minute.

OOOR that douchebag that advertises the ScamWow.

 

[ethaninja]

I'm going out on a limp, and say one of the kids that beated me up in kindergarten.

Don't you mean a limb

 

[StrangerMouse]

Fred Phelps. For reasons that should be obvious to anyone who knows even the slightest thing about him.

 

[l337merc]

Margaret Thatcher, for unjust internment, oppression,imperialism, also, for being a former leader of the evil empire.

 

[superbatranger]

That asshole who mugged me...why? Well, he mugged me, my fist could use the workout, and his face could use the pain.

 

[Doitpow]

Adam (or equivalent)
Then I'd genetically punched every in human history.

 

[godzella_2004]

i`d say SADDAM HUSAIN cuz when he fought the F***ED up IRAN he didn`t burn it to the GROUND !!!!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Thomas Edison. I would punch him right in the stomach and ask if that was a direct enough current for him

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd punch any well-known, public-figure PC gamer. And I would be playing a game against him over the internet. That way, I'd be able to convince a highly public and influential figure that it was possible to punch through the internet.

 

[micky]

the man who keeps putting development in my town, its a nice town stay the fuck away whoever you are!

 

[Orwellian37]

Obama. When he shuts up and does stuff, I'll give him a punch back.