You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[bloodknight13]

i would say hitler but i feel that has probably said at least five times already so i'd hit attila the hun, he's a guy who you wouldn't piss off but it's a free shot to hit one of biggest badass's in history

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

I would punch the person who invented charging for using public toilets. I don't mean a regular punch, I mean THIS kind of punch...

Spoiler

 

[Mcupobob]

Can't think of anyone to punch in the face without cause a time warp and everthing going to hell. Pluse i'm not the kind to punch people in the face.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Probably Hitlers dad, in the balls, really hard
That or whoever thought AvP2 was a good idea

Game or movie?

The movie, god damn it was terrible

 

[Joe Deadman]

Genghis Khan just so I can say I punched him and survived. Or Zhang Fei for the same reason. Or maybe that guy who stopped Hitler from getting into art college.

 

[whycantibelinus]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

I'll do you one better.

Hitler's Mom.
While she was pregnant with Hitler.

And the punch would be a FALCON PUNCH, to the gut.

Damn that's funny.

I'm going to go ahead and take a cue from Stewie here, I'd punch Will Ferrel in the face for his many crimes against comedy.

I'd punch Jimmy Fallon in the fucking throat for being such a goddamn unfunny retard who is fucking famous for no fucking reason...........fucking prick, I hate that guy.

 

[Pegghead]

I'd hit Kevin Rudd while he's bearing that smug nerdy smirk. My reason? Because he's, well

 

[silver wolf009]

Probably Hitlers dad, in the balls, really hard
That or whoever thought AvP2 was a good idea

Game or movie?

The movie, god damn it was terrible

oh, seconded.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

I love these threads
OT:It would be gordon ramsey, i dont hate him but his face just looks so punch-able

Right, but I think he is of a temperment where he would beat the living shit out of you afterwards.

I would punch Hitler or Stalin but from what I've read their parents had that job on lock down already... soooooo... Mohammed?

 

[Nouw]

Lets see... someone from Blizzard Entertainment or... whoever thinks that the Starship Troopers book is stupid. To further clarify, with this:

Spoiler: Mighty Fine Thing

 

[Phenakist]

Jamie Oliver, for taking good stuff out of vending machines.

 

[Rand-m]

Hitler because he is humanities biggest dick.

Truthfully, coming into this thread, I was expecting that to be EVERYBODY's response. It sure as hell is mine.

 

[minidevil921]

Yhatzee i like some of the games he says are bad

 

[pwnzerstick]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

True dat.
Anyway ill go with Micheal Bay... Transformers 2: Worst movie of 2009/possibly the decade.

 

[pwnzerstick]

Well ill tell ya, there must be a lota people u wanna punch.

 

[rockytheboxer]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

True dat.
Anyway ill go with Micheal Bay... Transformers 2: Worst movie of 2009/possibly the decade.

Nonsense. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li is the worst movie ever.

 

[Zepren]

Hmmmmm this is very remaniscent of my thread "If you could punch...." that got locked. Funny that.
On Topic: Ghandi

 

[FeetOfClay]

'Eve', in the ovaries, just 'cos it would be funny to wipe out the human species before it existed.


P.S., eve as in 200,000? year old Homo Erectus from whom the entire human race is probably decended from, not the, ah ...other one.

 

[traceur_]

Many, many people on this site.

But since I can't really say who without some backlash and/or probation, I'll say Yahtzee, because I don't like him.

 

[Thorgils]

Alfred the Great because he stopped the Vikings from conquering England. I feel we would be in a far superior place if they had succeeded.