You get one weapon....

[BENZOOKA]

Holy hand grenades of Antioch

 

[BENZOOKA]

Thompson 1928 submachine gun with a drum magazine and infinite ammo.

I would skip the drum magazine, don't see the point for that, other than to pass time.

 

[SpireOfFire]

Thompson 1928 submachine gun with a drum magazine and infinite ammo.

I would skip the drum magazine, don't see the point for that, other than to pass time.

its mostly for looks.

 

[Ricotez]

Bioshock's Shotgun, with both upgrades of course. It just looks so darn cool.

Aside from that, the Phazon Beam from Metroid Prime 1 (not the Phazon Beam from part 3).

 

[Carboncrown]

Wait, if I choose a hand granade, and I have infinite ammo, does that end up causing an explosion with infinite energy?

[sub]I'm putting way too much tought on this, aren't I...[/sub]

 

[ReaperzXIII]

A plasma gun that melts the flesh of everything I shoot at and its secondary function is that it shoots poison knives and it has unlimited ammo

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Does a Tau hammerhead counts as a weapon? xD
Otherwise tau's rail rifles are kind of sweet.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

The AA-12. Targets don't die. they disintegrate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAiJLdQQZz4

Oh, and it can fire grenade rounds at 120 RPM. Thats a Space Marine Bolter in all but name.

 

[^=ash=^]

Liz & Patty from Soul Eater .. but if thats not allowed I'd have to go for ... the Valkyria Lance from Valkyria Chronicles

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A warlord Titan from the 40k universe.

 

[TheTim]

Ak-47, what up

 

[Gyrefalcon]

A lightsaber

A Guardian Force like Leviathan, Phoenix, or Alexander. If I can't have that then I'm with Blind Messiah. A lightsaber can cut through anything, is lightweight, doesn't run out of ammo and can be used very quickly and efficiently. Lightsabers are full of win.

I basically chose this because as long as we're wishing for stuff, I'm not gonna just wish for some modified gun or something that I could make. I'm gonna wish for something that doesn't exist that is full of awesome, like a Lightsaber. I figure I'm in an apocalypse, probably not gonna live for long, might as well go out swinging a frakking lightsaber, right?

True, true. But I think a lightsaber vs. zombies might actually keep you alive. I mean, you don't have to be River Tam to kick butt with it you know?

 

[BlindMessiah94]

A lightsaber

A Guardian Force like Leviathan, Phoenix, or Alexander. If I can't have that then I'm with Blind Messiah. A lightsaber can cut through anything, is lightweight, doesn't run out of ammo and can be used very quickly and efficiently. Lightsabers are full of win.

I basically chose this because as long as we're wishing for stuff, I'm not gonna just wish for some modified gun or something that I could make. I'm gonna wish for something that doesn't exist that is full of awesome, like a Lightsaber. I figure I'm in an apocalypse, probably not gonna live for long, might as well go out swinging a frakking lightsaber, right?

True, true. But I think a lightsaber vs. zombies might actually keep you alive. I mean, you don't have to be River Tam to kick butt with it you know?

True true. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age...for killing the undead.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Do starships count as weapons? They technically do, so I'll have one and leave the planet. Ha! Satan can't hurt me in space because aliens aren't Catholic!

 

[Fappy]

Golden Gun

 

[enzilewulf]

saints row 2....PIMP HAND!

 

[Rednog]

The land shark gun, nothing says run like hell then shooting sharks from a gun and having their fin tear through the earth as they hunt down your targets.

 

[baab32]

best weapon? admin rights!
I shall eat your brain for i am a ZUMBIIEE!
I shall ban all of you for a week for touching my hat!

 

[rogue_hobo]

a fist full of bees from bioshock (lets hope they're allergic to bees)

 

[Funkysandwich]

Herpes.